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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

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To: OldDeckHand

I guess nobody told then the part about pulling the eel’s teeth?


81 posted on 04/30/2010 10:41:17 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: OldDeckHand

And Nancy Pelosi thought waterboarding was torture.


82 posted on 04/30/2010 10:41:21 AM PDT by savedbygrace (Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord)
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To: OldDeckHand
This story is bogus. I mean, I've stuck carnivorous animals up there dozens of times and I never

Wait. Wrong forum. Don't hit the Post button. DON'T H

83 posted on 04/30/2010 10:42:20 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: OldDeckHand

Ah yes, the old, ‘eel up the butt’ trick. That one never gets old.


84 posted on 04/30/2010 10:44:16 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: OldDeckHand
If he had the guts, he wouldn't do that again.

85 posted on 04/30/2010 10:44:35 AM PDT by SouthDixie (We are but angels with one wing, it takes two to fly.)
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To: OldDeckHand

I hate it when that happens.


86 posted on 04/30/2010 10:44:45 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Judas Iscariot - the first social justice advocate. John 12:3-6)
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To: isthisnickcool

I see from that picture that the eel survived.


87 posted on 04/30/2010 10:45:19 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: OldDeckHand; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
There is a G-d, and He loves the Not-A-Ping-List.


88 posted on 04/30/2010 10:46:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: dfwgator

Rectum hell, it DID kill him.


89 posted on 04/30/2010 10:46:24 AM PDT by chichipow
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To: UCANSEE2
I see from that picture that the eel survived.

Obligatory "Dreamcatcher" ass worm .gif

90 posted on 04/30/2010 10:47:33 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: OldDeckHand

91 posted on 04/30/2010 10:47:46 AM PDT by Revelation 911 (How many 100's of 1000's of our servicemen died so we would never bow to a king?" -freeper pnh102)
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To: metmom

Sorry, missed your ping or I’d’ve posted my NAPL ping as a reply to you. Thanks!


92 posted on 04/30/2010 10:48:43 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: OldDeckHand

"Exactly HOW did he die???"


93 posted on 04/30/2010 10:49:08 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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To: Fawn

Must have been an electric eel.


94 posted on 04/30/2010 10:51:20 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: OldDeckHand

Gerbils, gerbils, it’s supposed to be GERBILS!


95 posted on 04/30/2010 10:51:29 AM PDT by Gator113 (I do not want Obama just IMPEACHED... I want him IMPRISONED. Are we there yet? 2010-2012)
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To: Fawn
SIMPLE MATH:

PLUS (+)EQUALS(=)

96 posted on 04/30/2010 10:52:14 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: americanophile
Brain Bleach
97 posted on 04/30/2010 10:53:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: SparkyBass

Excellent serve!


98 posted on 04/30/2010 10:53:43 AM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: OldDeckHand
To the poor guy's friends


99 posted on 04/30/2010 10:54:25 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: jessduntno

“He was probably hoping the eel would eat the hamster...”

Do you mean Ragget the hamster?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug


100 posted on 04/30/2010 10:54:26 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (?)
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