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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

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To: MAD-AS-HELL

And now he’s the butt of jokes worldwide.


121 posted on 04/30/2010 11:15:18 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Old Sarge; ...
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122 posted on 04/30/2010 11:17:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: SouthDixie

>If he had the guts, he wouldn’t do that again.<

ROTFLMAO!! HAHAHAHA!!


123 posted on 04/30/2010 11:17:50 AM PDT by B4Ranch (Should people be questioning their government? Yes and "Where's the birth certificate?")
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To: TexasCajun

This may be the most asinine thread ever on FR...

- JP


124 posted on 04/30/2010 11:17:57 AM PDT by Josh Painter ("Every time a Democrat mocks Sarah Palin, an independent gets its wings." - JP)
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To: All
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125 posted on 04/30/2010 11:18:05 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR.......Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: OldDeckHand

when you swim up a creek and an eel bites your cheek that’s a moray!


126 posted on 04/30/2010 11:19:08 AM PDT by silverleaf (Karl Marx was not one of the founding fathers ....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Has a replacement for Barney Frank been found yet?


127 posted on 04/30/2010 11:19:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Josh Painter

You mean the most eelinass thread ever on FR...?


128 posted on 04/30/2010 11:20:39 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: hoagy62
Paul Harvey wouldn’t have touched this story with a 10-foot pole.

Well he did once read a story on the air about a naked man who accidently closed his car door on his tallywacker (Harvey's word, not mine).

129 posted on 04/30/2010 11:20:47 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Did the eel survive?


130 posted on 04/30/2010 11:21:36 AM PDT by Born Conservative ("I'm a fan of disruptors" - Nancy Pelosi)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Who needs to be subtle. Drink this, you’ll have sex.


131 posted on 04/30/2010 11:23:06 AM PDT by DManA
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bfl


132 posted on 04/30/2010 11:24:37 AM PDT by Born Conservative ("I'm a fan of disruptors" - Nancy Pelosi)
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To: fredhead
1000 Ways to Die
133 posted on 04/30/2010 11:24:43 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Josh Painter

Eel Never Do That Again!


134 posted on 04/30/2010 11:25:57 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: cynwoody

Kramer on Seinfield said if there’s a paleontologist at a party go stand by him. They have the BEST stories. And they all start with the guy saying “Doc, the odds were a MILLION to one.”


135 posted on 04/30/2010 11:26:52 AM PDT by DManA
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To: DManA

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN BANNED


136 posted on 04/30/2010 11:28:21 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: DManA

I mean PROCTOLOGIST.


137 posted on 04/30/2010 11:28:39 AM PDT by DManA
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To: OldDeckHand; silverleaf

CAUTION: Do not place an Electrophorus electricus between your cheeks!

‘I’m old and tired. I find it hard to zap ‘em, so, I bought myself this new taser’


138 posted on 04/30/2010 11:29:02 AM PDT by B4Ranch (Should people be questioning their government? Yes and "Where's the birth certificate?")
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To: OldDeckHand

Just another reason I thank God I wasn’t born an eel.......


139 posted on 04/30/2010 11:29:41 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Peanut butter was just peanut butter until I found Free Republic.........)
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To: Scythian
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN BANNED

There was this one time at banned-camp...

;-)

140 posted on 04/30/2010 11:31:04 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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