Evo Morales Says Eating Chicken May Turn You Gay

Miami New Times ^ | Wednesday, Apr. 21 2010 | Kyle Munzenrieder

[driftdiver]

So you’re saying that western meats are NOT full of artificial hormones and such?

[tx_eggman]

Beat me by less than a minute ... great (or is it sick) minds think alike

[Mac from Cleveland]

"What about choking it?"

[clamper1797]

That’s a foul staement ...

[OB1kNOb]

....or greatly sick...... ;-)

[Billthedrill]

Evo, buddy, c’mere... (Puts arm around shoulder) Lissen to yer pal BtD here. Lose the bling, m’man, the chest wig, find some new friends who don’t hang out at Dem fundraisers in San Francisco bath-houses. Here’s a chicken samwich. Don’t get the Colonel’s sauce on yer tutu, m’man...it gives the wrong impression...

[Mac from Cleveland]

Then there’s this:

http://conspiracycom.blogspot.com/2007/06/top-ten-conspiracy-theories-number-1.html

Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Top Ten Conspiracy Theories, Number 1!

FTA:

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent

Kentucky Fried Chicken has been claimed to be owned by the Klan and that the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent. Ironically, the franchise is actually owned by an African-American.
Kentucky Fried Chicken’s Colonel Sanders’ will was rumored to have left 10% of KFC’s profits to the Ku Klux Klan.

http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/sanders.asp

According to numerous websites, and, in particular, urban legend expert Jan Harold Brunvand, author of numerous books on the subject of urban legends, beginning in the 1980s and continuing through the ‘90s, Church’s Chicken became the victim of two rumors: 1) that the company was run by the KKK and 2) that the company used saltpeter, or a similar substance, to make black men sterile. Often, the rumors were combined into one story, to make it seem even more plausible. However, as with all urban legends, none of this has ever been substantiated; in fact, as has been noted, Church’s has often been instrumental in the encouragement of African-American-owned-and-operated businesses and is currently presided over by the industry’s first black female.

Well dont feel alone KFC and Church’s... Tropical Fantasy, Snapple,Liz Claiborne , Marlboro, Tommy Hilfiger, Timberland, KOOLS and Coors have all been the target of similar rumors.

[SunkenCiv]

The Bolivian capon speaks! :’) Thanks nick.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

Mr. T starter kit. Needs a Mohawk.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I think Evo already changed the official language to Swedish.

[katana]

Sponsored by the National Cattlemen's Beef Association.

It's what's for dinner!

Llamas are OK too, right Evo?

[katana]

I’ve been bitten by a snake! I’ve been bitten by a snake!

[Clemenza]

Evo Morales: Gayest Indian since the guy from the Village People.

[scoobysnak71]

>"I want a macho chicken with pecs instead of breasts. "

This is the best I can do tright now.

[ml/nj]

Hasn't happened to me yet.

ML/NJ

[scoobysnak71]

>"There has to be a “chicken choking” joke in there somewhere"

You had to ask?

[decimon]

Morales has been drinking the Colla: Coca Colla hopes to create a buzz in Bolivia

[scoobysnak71]

>"Llamas are OK too, right Evo?"

Not so fast there, Spanky!

[shibumi]

“You men eat yo’ dinner
Eat yo’ pork and beans.
I eat more chicken
Any man ever seen, Yeah!”

(Original Lyric by Willie Dixon,
sung into immortality by Jim Morrison.)

[shibumi]