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what is the topic for this paragraph ? ZOT!

Posted on 04/06/2010 4:19:52 PM PDT by Ms. Petite

Weird stuff seems to go with major comets. When a comet appeared in A.D. 60, the people of Rome assumed it meant the impending death of their still new emperor, Nero. He responded by exiling a potential rival. When another comet turned up just 4 years later, ancient historians say he ordered the execution of dozens of nobles. It is said that Moctezuma II saw a comet in 1517 that foreshadowed the downfall of Aztec empire. In 1910, a wave of hysteria swept over the United States amid reports that Earth was about to pass through Halley's tail.

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61 posted on 04/06/2010 6:37:07 PM PDT by TheOldLady (CLKD: Commie Loon Kenyan Dictator)
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To: Ms. Petite
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm finding this thread very entertaining!
62 posted on 04/06/2010 6:39:42 PM PDT by TXBlair (Congratulations Baylor Bears and Lady Bears on your amazing NCAA tournament runs!! Well done!!)
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To: Ms. Petite; 50mm; darkwing104
IATZ -- Story of my life. Here's a little help to get the troll toasted, roasted, and coasted out de doe.

63 posted on 04/06/2010 6:40:35 PM PDT by TheOldLady (CLKD: Commie Loon Kenyan Dictator)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

I barfed a little.

Poor girl!

64 posted on 04/06/2010 6:47:06 PM PDT by TXBlair (Congratulations Baylor Bears and Lady Bears on your amazing NCAA tournament runs!! Well done!!)
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To: Ms. Petite
65 posted on 04/06/2010 6:52:37 PM PDT by vigilante2 (2285)
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To: Ms. Petite
Ah, well, as usual I got here too late for the party. So, like, have you ever got a popcorn hull stuck in your teeth just before you have to meet somebody you want to impress, like your future wife or your parole officer, and the thing gets obsessive, and you're rolling your tongue around in your mouth like some sort of weirdo and they don't know what's going on except that you're making faces and every so often they see this lump moving around on your cheek but they don't know why and so they figure you're some sort of pervert or something?

Me neither.

66 posted on 04/06/2010 6:54:57 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Las Vegas Ron

NS’s wife?

67 posted on 04/06/2010 6:58:14 PM PDT by mojitojoe (I don't care what you passed. you are irrelevant. I'll NEVER comply in any way. Read my lips, NEVER!)
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To: Ms. Petite
For starters, let's get down to basics......
Click The Pic
Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
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You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late

You are an Idiot!
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68 posted on 04/06/2010 7:20:30 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Ms. Petite
Shucks - cold troll zapped beyond recognition. Well, here's a parting gift anyways.

69 posted on 04/06/2010 7:21:23 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Entitlements will do to America what drugs eventually do to addicts)
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To: mojitojoe
NS’s wife?

That is NS!

70 posted on 04/06/2010 7:56:53 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Because without America, there is no free world" - Canada Free Press - MSM, where are you?)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

LMAO!!! hahaha

71 posted on 04/06/2010 9:25:25 PM PDT by mojitojoe (I don't care what you passed. you are irrelevant. I'll NEVER comply in any way. Read my lips, NEVER!)
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To: Ms. Petite
what is the topic for this paragraph ?

If I could understand the mindless ramblings of an indigent pothead, I might be able to answer the question. Unfortunately, I don't qualify, being of sound mind. So I simply wish you a short, drug filled life and a long eternity in whatever hell awaits.

Bye, have a good trip...

72 posted on 04/06/2010 9:51:58 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: Ms. Petite

73 posted on 04/07/2010 4:06:23 AM PDT by backhoe (Just an Old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the trakball into America's Twilight...)
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To: Ms. Petite

“I’m bored.”

1919 2 million gallons of molasses “Tidal wave” Boston MA, drowning 21 I had to find out more on this one!

Forty minutes past noon on 15 January 1919, a giant wave of molasses raced through Boston. The unseasonably warm temperature (46 degrees) was the final stress needed to cause a gigantic, filled-to-capacity tank to burst. 2,320,000 gallons (14,000 tons) of molasses swept through the streets, causing death and destruction.

Eyewitness reports tell of a “30-foot wall of goo” that smashed buildings and tossed horses, wagons and pool tables about as if they were nothing. Twenty-one people were killed by the brown tidal wave, and 150 more were injured. The chaos and destruction were amplified — and rescue efforts were hampered — by the stickiness of the molasses. Those persons attempting to aid others all too often found themselves mired fast in the goo.

The day after the disaster, The New York Times reported:

A dull, muffled roar gave but an instant’s warning before the top of the tank was blown into the air. The circular wall broke into two great segments of sheet iron which were pulled in opposite directions. Two million gallons of molasses rushed over the streets and converted into a sticky mass the wreckage of several small buildings which had been smashed by the force of the explosion. The greatest mortality apparently occurred in one of the city buildings where a score of municipal employees were eating their lunch. The building was demolished and the wreckage was hurled fifty yards. The other city building, which had an office on the ground floor and a tenement above, was similarly torn from its foundations.

One of the sections of the tank wall fell on the firehouse which was nearby. The building was crushed and three firemen were buried in the ruins.

Boston is not a city that forgets anything easily. There are those who claim that on a hot summer day in the North End, you can still smell the molasses.

74 posted on 04/07/2010 6:54:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Ms. Petite
I'm bored.
75 posted on 04/07/2010 6:54:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The May Chronicles (redux)

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The April Chronicles (redux)

76 posted on 04/30/2010 11:12:20 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar; Darksheare

Good morning. I was thinking about a topic, actually ... not comets, though. Psychedelic baby-spews?

77 posted on 05/01/2010 4:06:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There's a perfectly good island somewhere.)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar

Good morning!
I forgot the chocolate chip cookies!! It would seem I’m trying to ignore the month of May because of certain birthdays, but it will go away in while.
No wind this morning!!! Sunshine! Blue skies! And a toasty 57 degrees. *br-r-r-r-r!*

78 posted on 05/01/2010 6:35:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? If you find it, please return it. I'm lost without it.)
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To: sionnsar

OK! OK! I'm awake! No need to roll me out of bed like that...

79 posted on 05/01/2010 6:38:36 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III, Alarm and Muster)
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To: sionnsar; All

Hey nite owl.....I see we moved over night.

What’s that smell? Oh, burnt troll.

80 posted on 05/01/2010 7:48:38 AM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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