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The densest element in the known Universe has been found - Pelosium
Posted on 04/03/2010 4:54:50 AM PDT by trooprally
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Just for laughs.
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posted on
04/03/2010 4:56:14 AM PDT
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trooprally
(Never Give Up - Never Give In - Remember Our Troops)
To: trooprally
Scientific research got it right this time, heh heh!
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posted on
04/03/2010 4:57:29 AM PDT
by
KStorm
(1. It will be said that the geniuses among us didn't see it coming. 2. Beware of world peace.)
To: trooprally
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posted on
04/03/2010 4:58:09 AM PDT
by
lionheart 247365
(-:{ GLEN BECK is 0bama's TRANSPARENCY CZAR }:-)
To: trooprally; Gosh I love this neighborhood; Mrs. P; captain cynic
LOL-saturday morning laugh ping
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posted on
04/03/2010 5:02:33 AM PDT
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CGASMIA68
To: trooprally
Heh.
This dense element also distorts the perception via the Dopeler Effect...
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posted on
04/03/2010 5:07:41 AM PDT
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Mrs. Don-o
(Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.)
To: trooprally
Great Saturday morning laugh!
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posted on
04/03/2010 5:13:10 AM PDT
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cake_crumb
(President Reagan on ObieCare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs&feature=player_embedded#)
To: trooprally
But, amazingly enough, even with all its density Pelosium still exhibits significant sagging and sensitivity to gravitational pull.
To: trooprally
Did Alexandre Dumas ever write about this?
To: trooprally
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons ...and ONE MORON
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posted on
04/03/2010 5:29:22 AM PDT
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evad
(Don't kill Jack!!)
To: trooprally
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posted on
04/03/2010 5:29:54 AM PDT
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Castigar
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posted on
04/03/2010 5:33:58 AM PDT
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DeaconRed
(REPUBLICANS: You are going to get one more chance. Don't BLOW it this time. This will be IT. . . .)
To: Voter#537
Fortunately Pelosium can’t travel too far from it’s power source which is a black hole.
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posted on
04/03/2010 6:01:12 AM PDT
by
winged1
To: trooprally
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posted on
04/03/2010 6:16:41 AM PDT
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Pablo64
(Political Correctness is a DISEASE. <==> TRUTH is the CURE.)
To: trooprally
I’m assuming it’s radioactive? What’s it’s half-life? How fast does it decay? Please tell me it will decay by November.
To: trooprally
Please keep this frightening element away from the children’s eyes, it could have lasting and devastating effects.
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posted on
04/03/2010 6:22:30 AM PDT
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usslsm51
To: trooprally
i thought the only thing in nature more dense than Depleted Uranium is Algorium.
It is much too dense to be fashioned into a practical weapon, and is so unstable, it will actually go off on unassisted.
Highly embarrassing
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posted on
04/03/2010 6:36:52 AM PDT
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Chode
(American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: trooprally
Reminds me: how to find photos of Stretch Pelosi—taken pre-Stretch.
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posted on
04/03/2010 6:42:30 AM PDT
by
Arthur McGowan
(In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
To: trooprally
Very Funny — and unfortunately, Very True.
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posted on
04/03/2010 7:23:12 AM PDT
by
Uncle Chip
(TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
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