Posted on 04/03/2010 4:54:50 AM PDT by trooprally
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
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Just for laughs.
Scientific research got it right this time, heh heh!
Pulsar #2 ?
LOL-saturday morning laugh ping
Very Good
This dense element also distorts the perception via the Dopeler Effect...
Great Saturday morning laugh!
But, amazingly enough, even with all its density Pelosium still exhibits significant sagging and sensitivity to gravitational pull.
Did Alexandre Dumas ever write about this?
...and ONE MORON
This is BRILLIANT!
Can It be destroyed?
Fortunately Pelosium can’t travel too far from it’s power source which is a black hole.
Excellent!
I’m assuming it’s radioactive? What’s it’s half-life? How fast does it decay? Please tell me it will decay by November.
Please keep this frightening element away from the children’s eyes, it could have lasting and devastating effects.
i thought the only thing in nature more dense than Depleted Uranium is Algorium. It is much too dense to be fashioned into a practical weapon, and is so unstable, it will actually go off on unassisted.
Highly embarrassing
Reminds me: how to find photos of Stretch Pelosi—taken pre-Stretch.
Very Funny — and unfortunately, Very True.
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