When am I going to give her, her next meal!
All my dog thinks about are snacks and sleeping and farting..
Pretty much thats her life.
Nothin but rescue dogs for me. You can claim a dog doesn’t recognize when things are better or express gratitude but I don’t buy it. My rescue dogs have been the best dogs I’ve ever had.
Mine is constantly thinking that her daddy is the biggest dog-loving, sucker in the world.
http://www.amazon.com/Rescuing-Sprite-Lovers-Story-Anguish/dp/1416559132
Regarding my dog Poobear, all he wants is his belly rubbed and chicken treats or whatever I'm eating at the time will do.
The book looks interesting. The author’s name: Bo Hoefinger. Gotta LOL at that.
Currently she’s multitasking to solve gravimetric flux problems and repair tears in the time-space continuum.
As a pastime she reads Dean Koontz novels and does sudoku.
Charlie (9 months old): "Hey Boss!!! Ya want this sock??! Ya want this shoe??! How about this piece of paper??! BOSS! Ya want this stick??!
OMG!!!! TEH LEASH!!! LET"S GO!!!!!!"
Trevor (11 years old): "I'm just going to lie down here by your feet, if that's all right. I love ya, man."
My dog is thinking that after he shares my breakfast he wants to ride in my truck.
With all this health care hoopla, right now I wish I was a dog. Nothing to worry about except sleeping, eating, sleeping, going for walks, and sleeping.
We have two new puppies. All they are thinking about is playing, eating, sleeping and peeing.
Dog Haiku
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Meter reader - come to kill all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.
Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
You may call them fleas,
But they are far more - I call
Them a vocation.
My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I blow a big one.
The smartest dog I had was a retriever and the dumbest dog was a bassset hound. I’ve had quite a few dogs but those two are about as extremely apart in the brains department as you can get.
Wishing they were cats . . .
woof
food, toys, poop, chase rabbits, sleep. Repeat.
My black lab is recovering from knee surgery, and still wants to go kill those nasty squirrels. She gets her staples removed Monday, but still has to stay on the leash for another 6 weeks :(
Funny comments. Whoever mentioned they have a farting dog will definitely enjoy Bo’s book. The Amazon link....http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Bone-Memoir-Doggie-Blogger/dp/0806531290/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1
There are also cat stories for all the cat lovers out there. Bo has a feline sister, she has some issues. One of the chapters is ‘Enema of the State.’