[Armedanddangerous]

All my dog thinks about are snacks and sleeping and farting..

Pretty much thats her life.

[Paladin2]

My dog's life:

1. Chasing Squirrels

2. Chasing Geese.

3. Chasing rabbits.

4. Chasing the cat.

5. Chasing the tennis ball.

6. Fetching a stick out of the water (if there are no geese).

7. Eating cake off the counter.

8. Greeting the mailman.

9. Playing with other dogs.

10. Sniffing up other dog's pee.

11. Carefully selecting pee spot to use for new fragrance mixes.

12. sleeping

13. Eating cat food

14. etc.

[woofie]

All my dog thinks about are snacks and sleeping and farting..

My dog was like that once ...now she has her own multi level marketing business and is making $9000. a month