Posted on 03/19/2010 8:56:06 AM PDT by Kensy1
When am I going to give her, her next meal!
All my dog thinks about are snacks and sleeping and farting..
Pretty much thats her life.
Nothin but rescue dogs for me. You can claim a dog doesn’t recognize when things are better or express gratitude but I don’t buy it. My rescue dogs have been the best dogs I’ve ever had.
Mine is constantly thinking that her daddy is the biggest dog-loving, sucker in the world.
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Regarding my dog Poobear, all he wants is his belly rubbed and chicken treats or whatever I'm eating at the time will do.
The book looks interesting. The author’s name: Bo Hoefinger. Gotta LOL at that.
1. Chasing Squirrels
2. Chasing Geese.
3. Chasing rabbits.
4. Chasing the cat.
5. Chasing the tennis ball.
6. Fetching a stick out of the water (if there are no geese).
7. Eating cake off the counter.
8. Greeting the mailman.
9. Playing with other dogs.
10. Sniffing up other dog's pee.
11. Carefully selecting pee spot to use for new fragrance mixes.
12. sleeping
13. Eating cat food
14. etc.
My dog was like that once ...now she has her own multi level marketing business and is making $9000. a month
Currently she’s multitasking to solve gravimetric flux problems and repair tears in the time-space continuum.
As a pastime she reads Dean Koontz novels and does sudoku.
Charlie (9 months old): "Hey Boss!!! Ya want this sock??! Ya want this shoe??! How about this piece of paper??! BOSS! Ya want this stick??!
OMG!!!! TEH LEASH!!! LET"S GO!!!!!!"
Trevor (11 years old): "I'm just going to lie down here by your feet, if that's all right. I love ya, man."
My dog is thinking that after he shares my breakfast he wants to ride in my truck.
With all this health care hoopla, right now I wish I was a dog. Nothing to worry about except sleeping, eating, sleeping, going for walks, and sleeping.
They know ... dogs & cats (as well) are very perceptive. I've had dogs, bull terriers, for over 35 years and cats for over 20 years. Bullies are single minded, especially in their early years, but mellow out as they grow older. Our last bullie came from another home at 14 months, he had been treated well but was just too much dog for this young family. For the rest of his life he seemed a tad bit insecure (our earlier bullies had no such issues we had them as pups @ 12 weeks) and seemed to try harder to please us (well, most of the time) so we wouldn't give him up.
We have two new puppies. All they are thinking about is playing, eating, sleeping and peeing.
Dog Haiku
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Meter reader - come to kill all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.
Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
You may call them fleas,
But they are far more - I call
Them a vocation.
My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I blow a big one.
The smartest dog I had was a retriever and the dumbest dog was a bassset hound. I’ve had quite a few dogs but those two are about as extremely apart in the brains department as you can get.
Nothin but rescue dogs for me. You can claim a dog doesnt recognize when things are better or express gratitude but I dont buy it. My rescue dogs have been the best dogs Ive ever had.
Absolutely. We have two and they’re wonderful.
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