Posted on 03/16/2010 1:42:42 PM PDT by LatinaGOP
How is everyone else answering? Don't like that they ask my race/ethnicity for congressional districting. They tend to assume that because I am Hispanic, that I am a Democrat. Can I choose to only answer how many people are living here and send it in that way?
Actually, that would be a good thing. Then the Congressional District lines would be drawn to include “Democrats” who are actually Republicans, making it easier to throw the Democrat out.
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What’s a Native Hawaiian? It was a series of islands created by volcanic erruption. EVERYONE immigrated there.
No, but speeches from John Kerry make me wince.
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Toss it in the trash.
Wait for ACORN to knock on your door and tell them that you’re house sitting and that the owners are out of the country for 6 months.
I LOVE IT! Great idea! Natural born US of A citizen.
Same here. I declined to answer any questions.
I thought they weren’t to be mailed until march.
I’ll fill it out tomorraw when EVERYBODY is Irish.
Hmmmmm - I didn’t think of that - Thanks!
Since my race is mixed, I am often tempted to flip a coin.
Almost all of us have Genghis Khan blood. The man was prolific.
I am descended from Adam. That makes me related to blacks, Indians, Hawaiians and everyone else.
My husband is Neanderthal too! Wonder if you two are related?
Great, maybe you can teach that idiot Kerry how to pronounce "Genghis"!
Regards,
GtG
I filled in the number of persons in the first block and then crossed through the other blocks and added the comment that Article 1, Section 2 only requires an answer to block 1.
Note that block one is highlighted and separate. While not stated as such, it delineates the required information input from the “none of your f’n business” questions.
I just thought of a better reply
“Natural Born Citizen - and I can Prove it!!”
How many people were living or staying in this house, apartment, or mobile home on April 1, 2010?
“Ummm. Thirty. I mean, they all stayed here...and were alive...at the time. So, ummm. Yeah.”
Were there any additional people staying here April 1, 2010 that you did not include in Question 1?
“Well, I have a cat that talks. And she tells me that she sneaks out every now and then. She’ll eat with me occasionally, though.”
Is this house, apartment, or mobile home: owned with mortgage, owned without mortgage, rented, occupied without rent?
“Ummm. All.”
What is your telephone number?
“Uh, hang on... OH! Yeah, umm, ten.”
Please provide information for each person living here. Start with a person here who owns or rents this house, apartment, or mobile home. If the owner or renter lives somewhere else, start with any adult living here. This will be Person 1.
What is Person 1’s name?
“Melvin. But only on Tuesdays. The rest of the week, we call him Mortimer.”
What is Person 1’s sex?
“Oh, that’s a very sensitive subject for him. He likes cuddling with his chainsaw, if that helps any.”
What is Person 1’s age and Date of Birth?
“Well, he was born on Feburary 29th, 1940. So, I’d say he’s around seventeen....ish?”
Is Person 1 of Hispanic, Latino or Spanish origin?
“Latino. See, he was a Prince at one time of the nation of Latin. Oh, wait. No, he was a Prince of Hispania. That’s right.”
What is Person 1’s race?
“Ummm, Talladega.”
Does Person 1 sometimes live or stay somewhere else?
“Well, being a Prince, he travels all over the world. So, yes.”
I was going to write something on my census forms about those commercials along the lines of if you didn’t take my money from me to begin with, you wouldn’t have to send it back to me at a loss. Then my community would get their appropriate funding.
Technically, white is the presence of all colors. Black is the absence of all colors. Perhaps we will have to give them an RGB or CMY code in the future to be more accurate.
2, American.
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