"I am Lazamataz!"
Posted on 02/20/2010 7:59:54 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
That is very revealing. Speaking only for myself I’m sorry that our sense of humor touches on a sore spot for you. In a few words I think I can understand at least a little about why you are unhappy.
Nobody meant to “hurt” you although it is true that you got “jumped.”
Peace. :0)
Thanks, understood. I guess it was mainly because I was caught off guard and didn’t know what the hell was happening with people coming to his defense.
"I am Lazamataz!"
Best guess is you weren't on any sports team in that junior high school. You're so thin skinned you wouldn't likely last long in the military or even in "Hunting Camp."
You were the one who attacked Laz. If you bothered to learn anything about Laz, you would know that nobody takes Laz seriously, especially Laz!
You are still hyperventilating about your earlier exchange with one of our most "colorful" FReepers. If I know Laz, he's in the produce department, looking for something to hit.
The graveyard of Fr is filled with such as you, Mr. Contributed more.
FREE LAZ!
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Do your ears hang low...
Do they wobble to and fro...
Laz is a treasure, like kristinn and buckhead... only different... much...much different...
It wouldn’t be FR without him.
Has he been banned again?
No, I think he may have developed immunity at this point.
Like another poster said, I take myself least seriously of all.
Good night, and I promise I'm not in your closet ready to spook ya.
Oh wait, yes I am. Strike that.
The way the entire FReeper community rallied for his return the last time he was banned really says a lot about Laz. Although much of what it says can't be repeated in polite company, it's still quite remarkable!
LOL
In Hollywierd, isn’t that considered foreplay?
That’s good. I thought we were going to have to start the “Free Laz” campaign again. ;)
It's nice to see she has a sense of humor. I wish I knew where her next appearance was going to be. I'd like to make her laugh.
He better be.
File this under "just so you know": You attack FReepers seriously and you will find rather strong defenses.
This is a moderated site, moderated mostly by us mere peons. The hoity-toity admin moderators like to pull rank (they're the only ones who can zot) but the rest of us at least try to keep the huddled masses in line.
Count on it.
Laz Fun Facts!
Scientists at MIT are attempting to synthesize an element that Laz would not hit.
Laz once hit The Sphinx, and knocked its nose clean off!
The 1908 Tunguska Event was actually caused when Laz decided to hit Siberian wild life.
Theology scholars agree, one of the signs of the Apocalypse is Laz refusing to hit something.
The nation of Moldavia recently changed from the metric system to a new system of measurement based on how quickly Laz would hit something.
Capt Picard once replaced his trademark "Engage" with "Hit it," in recognition to Laz's many contributions to world piece.
Paris Hilton does not remember Laz ever "hitting it," but she's usually pretty wasted so she's sure he did.
Laz taught Ron Jeremy how to hit it.
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