That’s good. I thought we were going to have to start the “Free Laz” campaign again. ;)
Laz Fun Facts!
Scientists at MIT are attempting to synthesize an element that Laz would not hit.
Laz once hit The Sphinx, and knocked its nose clean off!
The 1908 Tunguska Event was actually caused when Laz decided to hit Siberian wild life.
Theology scholars agree, one of the signs of the Apocalypse is Laz refusing to hit something.
The nation of Moldavia recently changed from the metric system to a new system of measurement based on how quickly Laz would hit something.
Capt Picard once replaced his trademark "Engage" with "Hit it," in recognition to Laz's many contributions to world piece.
Paris Hilton does not remember Laz ever "hitting it," but she's usually pretty wasted so she's sure he did.
Laz taught Ron Jeremy how to hit it.