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In early?
IBTP?
Top Ten!!
WooHoo!!!
A little fun to get your Friday Started.
And in this video you may just may find that something you were looking for to get your wife for Valentines Day.
I LIKE GUNS MUSIC VIDEO (You will Love This)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU
For those of you blocked from Youtube - My Northwest also has it. Have to scroll down a little. This vedio is fantastic.
I Like Guns Music Video
http://www.mynorthwest.com/?nid=193
ping-a-ling
LOLOLOL!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marmalade.
Marmalade who?
Marmalade too close to Papa, that’s why I’m here.
Yea!! My fav thread!
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In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
Two guys walk into a bar. You’d think the second one woulda ducked.
Farmer Jones had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows.
Therefore, he’d visit them every morning and tell them jokes. The
cows laughed and laughed and gave excellent milk. But the news
got around about the cows. They became known as the
laughing stock of the community.
a termite walk into a bar and says, “say, is the bartender here?”
This company had a real superior product in its butter
substitute, but the company went under one time when it
received an order for a million pounds of the stuff.
Some of the employees made mistakes in preparing
the product and much of it was wasted. They were
not able to deliver in time. The company had not
allowed enough margarine for error.
Signs of the Times:
Over an antique shop: "Remains to be seen."
In a brassiere shop window: "We're the real decoy."
At a brothel: "It's a business doing pleasure with you!"
In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer."
On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."
On a divorce lawyer's wall: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."
On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."
At a lumberyard: "Come see, come saw."
On a plumber's truck: "A flush beats a full house."
Over the psychiatrist's couch: "I shrink, therefore I am."
At Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"
At the tire store: "We skid you not!"
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits
down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
“No,” he says, “The seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”
He says,
“Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?”.
The man shakes his head.
“No, they’re all at the funeral.”
