Posted on 01/26/2010 12:50:33 AM PST by OrangeHoof
This should be easy. Imbibe your favorite adult beverage during the President's State Of The Union Address whenever one of the following events happen:
1) Obama uses the word "inherited".
2) Obama alludes to the "last eight years" to deflect blame from failed policies.
3) Obama alludes to the Bush Administration to deflect blame from failed policies.
4) Obama takes credit for something that hasn't really improved while he's in office, such as double-digit unemployment.
5) Obama takes credit for something that he had nothing to do with, such as stopping terrorism.
6) Obama blames Republicans for legislative failures that could have easily been won if his own party had held together.
Easily solved. Have a couple dozen glasses pre- filled. That should get you started. During the torment, er, speech, refill as needed.
What about a “shout out” to a bogus SEIU plant sitting in the balcony by his Mrs. that is practicing a sustainable, organic existence in Taos, New Mexico and who voted twice for George W. Bush?
i’ll post these rules at my bar, and see how many people i can get to play.
Because "last eight years" is lib-speak for the Bush Administration. If he changed it to "nine years", their drooling minions wouldn't understand what he was talking about and conservatives would see it as taking at least *some* responsibility when Obama's whole point is to take no responsibility.
Does anyone know who will be doing the rebuttal? I think it should be Joe Wilson. It should be two words. YOU LIE!!!!
I thought it was going to be the new governor of Virginia, but I could be wrong. Scott Brown would be a great choice.
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