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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Education; History
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; fanfan; sionnsar; stephenjohnbanker
“And he blarghly strolled down the sidewalk, strontificating everyone into paroxysms of morobite.”
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posted on
02/28/2010 2:52:48 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick
Naah, that’s just our backup vocalists.
Or am I the only one who hears the guitar chords with the chants of “Brains, brains, brains”?
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posted on
02/28/2010 2:53:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: fanfan
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:20:54 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Darksheare
I seem to hear the mumble of, “Brains ... brains?” from every direction. Perhaps I need a vacation.
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:22:29 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
That would be a bad thing.
I’m with you so far.
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:26:55 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob
“I think it’s high school. ;-)”
Better than elementary, my dear Watson......
To: NicknamedBob
Why Sundays?
Because when you only get one day a week to enjoy life, you learn to value it.
A week of concurrent days off wouldn't be the same.
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:29:48 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: NicknamedBob
Happy quiet Birthday, Bob!
To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob
1,249
posted on
02/28/2010 3:31:19 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan; stephenjohnbanker
"A week of concurrent days off wouldn't be the same." Except that, by definition, it would be.
I, repeat I, could get used to it.
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:44:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Tax-chick
Depending on where you are at, that could be our backing vocalists or coworkers.
1,251
posted on
02/28/2010 3:50:47 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: All
It's MOVING DAY!
-
Where are we going...?
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:50:49 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
Down the rabbit hole, I think.
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:55:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
02/28/2010 3:56:47 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
That could be.
1,255
posted on
02/28/2010 4:00:30 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: All
| MOVE IMPENDING |
|
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posted on
02/28/2010 4:01:47 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
1,257
posted on
02/28/2010 4:02:24 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: All
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posted on
02/28/2010 4:02:45 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Monkey Face; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; grey_whiskers; wolf24; Danae; Pippin; Grizzled Bear; ...
1,259
posted on
02/28/2010 4:03:20 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
Thanks for the heads-up.
All dockles locked into slorbyl position (you should have seen the mess last time — bits and bytes all over the matrix...)!
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posted on
02/28/2010 4:04:39 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
( Tagline lost -- anyone seen it?)
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