Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

I’m standing in the doorway in case of earthquake.

Japan, then Chile, I guess California is next, unless it's Was

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Argentina.

But only a 6.5.

I was in Chile during a 8.0. Can't imagine a 8.8.

Managed to get through to a couple of my friends down there and they are ok. Lots of bridges are down and the national highway is blocked with debris. They have opened up the church as a temporary shelter for those who lost houses.

[Tax-chick]

Uh-oh. Good thing I skipped moving to Chile, huh?

[sionnsar]

COuld be. LoM checked with folks with family there. All okay.

Watching the tsunami in Hawaii right now.

[Tax-chick]

If it’s not one thing, it’s another. I wonder if Petunia’s cutter is going to do anything, disaster-wise.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, dear. See what happens when I go to the county seat for real meat cheezburger? Magnetic atrocities! Dogs and catz living together! Solid walls, of all things.

[NicknamedBob]

"Oh, dear. See what happens when I go to the county seat for real meat cheezburger? Magnetic atrocities! Dogs and catz living together! Solid walls, of all things."

See how the world gets shaky when intimations of my potential mortality get bandied about?

The World’s Going To End

The world’s going to end, some day, some day,
But I can tell you when.
When I stop cranking out for it,
The impetus to spin.

Oh, yes, it’s me who’s at the heart,
Of every thing’s conjunction,
I noticed this while still quite young,
Who else could make it function?

Nothing happens when I’m not there,
Though some pretend it does.
They cannot fool me for I see,
It’s just the way it was.

I feel perplexed and puzzled,
You all will go some day,
When my senescence brings a close,
To all you have to say.

Like silent ghosts you’ll drift away,
While I in sleep descend.
And on that sad and somber day,
The world will have its end.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . July 6, 2007

Happy Birthday to me.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You only have one this big every 50 years or so.

But still it leaves your nerves a bit on edge when the aftershocks come. Any thing below a six is hardly worth noticing unless a eight has just swept through.

[sionnsar]

Well then, Happy Birthday to you!!!

Last-minute decision to attend a fund-raiser for our congressman. Just got back.

[NicknamedBob]

Yep, quiet and uneventful.

I like ‘em that way.

[sionnsar]

Me too. That was about to be enforced for mine this year — I was looking at the prospect of being away for a meeting during mine this year, but the bums not only decided to have it a day earlier, they decided to end mid-afternoon so folks could get home that day.

[sionnsar]

Good night all.

[Tax-chick]

I'm sure you're still the same blithe young sport you once wuz, Bob.

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Greetings varon:

Excellent post!

Cheers,
OLA

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. Last day for this thread; tomorrow the Undead move on.

[Darksheare]

I wonder what thread the shuffling snuffling horde will descend upon next?
I hope it’s a good troll thread, one where we can continuously humiliate the thread originator.

[Tax-chick]

the shuffling snuffling horde

Oh, dear, you don't have a cold, do you? Frank has a stuffy nose - maybe that's why he keeps looking for brains in all the wrong places. (Tom's arm?)

[fanfan]

Happy Birthday (yesterday) Bob!

[NicknamedBob]

"I'm sure you're still the same blithe young sport you once wuz, Bob."

Oh, yeah. More blithe than ever, Tom said blithely.

blithe blīth, ˈblīth\

Function: adjective

Inflected Form(s): blith·er; blith·est

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English blīthe; akin to Old High German blīdi joyous

Date: before 12th century

1 : of a happy lighthearted character or disposition
2 : lacking due thought or consideration :casual, heedless <blithe unconcern>

synonyms see merry

— blithe·ly adverb

Especially in the Old German sense, high or not.