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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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To: kylemoriens

India

Bravo

Tango

Zulu


101 posted on 01/13/2010 12:11:19 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right, we're free, we'll fight and you'll see!)
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To: kylemoriens

A recent graduate from the new “Outcome Based Education” I see?


102 posted on 01/13/2010 12:21:37 AM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP
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To: darkwing104

LMAO - good one!


103 posted on 01/13/2010 5:10:51 AM PST by Old Sarge (Marking Time On The Government's Dime)
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To: BfloGuy
I thought this was one of the cleverer vanities I’ve seen in a long time. There are too many irony-deficient Freepers I think.
I agree (with both points.)
Not sure how someone could actually take this seriously.
104 posted on 01/14/2010 1:40:43 PM PST by astyanax (Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
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To: Monkey Face; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; grey_whiskers; wolf24; Danae; Pippin; Grizzled Bear; ...
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Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The February Chronicles (redux)
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The January Chronicles (redux)

105 posted on 02/02/2010 6:49:58 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: All

It’s Candlemas — welcome to the February home.


106 posted on 02/02/2010 6:50:32 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

A monetary moron thread. Good choice. ;-)


107 posted on 02/02/2010 6:51:49 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: sionnsar

Yes, it is Candlemas. Should we print money to celebrate?

I think I’ll go light some candles, not that it will get much warmer if I do ...


108 posted on 02/02/2010 6:52:32 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Dead Corpse

I’ve been to Pawtucket, Rhode Island. It snows there a lot.


109 posted on 02/02/2010 6:53:15 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Tax-chick; nina0113; Albion Wilde; Ezekiel

The Undead Thread has moved.

110 posted on 02/02/2010 6:56:03 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks - I never manage to keep up, but at least I’m in at the beginning this time.

Are youall going to be doing the Spotsylvania Civil War stuff this year? The house is too small to invite you to stay overnight, but I can certainly do a cookout. I’m so close to the battlefields that every time I dig in the yard, I wonder if I’ll find a relic.


111 posted on 02/02/2010 8:05:20 AM PST by nina0113
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To: Tax-chick
The Undead Thread has moved.

Thank you!!

112 posted on 02/02/2010 8:21:35 AM PST by Albion Wilde (Liberals love the poor so much they came up w/ a plan to create millions more of them. - Ann Coulter)
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To: nina0113

Lots of people come by the UT just occasionally. We’re still discussion our vacation plans. We looked (online) at a house a stone’s throw from the Chickamauga battlefield, near Chattanooga, TN, but the boys are requesting a trip to the beach. DP will make a command decision, eventually.

However, if you’re interested in a visit to Charlotte, say for the NRA convention, you’d be welcome with us!


113 posted on 02/02/2010 8:54:09 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Albion Wilde

We’re freezing. And wet. How are you?


114 posted on 02/02/2010 8:54:43 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Tax-chick

Kinda like a rave party for literate grown-ups, eh? :)


115 posted on 02/02/2010 9:03:31 AM PST by BelegStrongbow (Dear Leader: you have two ears and one mouth. Start using them in proportion.)
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To: BelegStrongbow

That sounds about right. It’s an ongoing social event, at which all topics may be discussed, but no topics other than the most picayune may be argued. All Fun People are welcome.


116 posted on 02/02/2010 9:26:34 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Tax-chick

There was a time when I was a lot of fun. Somewhat rusty, but I’ll see if I can’t bust some verbaliciousiosities (see if you can pronounce that in one go, eh?) :D


117 posted on 02/02/2010 9:39:48 AM PST by BelegStrongbow (Dear Leader: you have two ears and one mouth. Start using them in proportion.)
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To: BelegStrongbow

Even a little fun is okay.

How’s the weather where you are? 34 and raining here in the scenic ‘burbs of Charlotte, but I need to take most of the Offspring out, anyway. My husband just got home from a 14 hour shift.


118 posted on 02/02/2010 9:41:31 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s about that or so. Get a few hours off this pm for the eye doc. Best to keep an eye out for things anymore.


119 posted on 02/02/2010 10:00:59 AM PST by BelegStrongbow (Dear Leader: you have two ears and one mouth. Start using them in proportion.)
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To: BelegStrongbow
Best to keep an eye out for things anymore.

Like oncoming traffic, and geese on the lawn.

Good luck with the eye doc. My mom, OldTax-lady, had one cataract removed last week and has another removal scheduled tomorrow.

I'm in the throes of dentistry, myself. Tomorrow is my second "root planing," if the weather allows.

120 posted on 02/02/2010 10:03:25 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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