Loch Ness monster death rumours dismissed

News.com.au ^ | January 07, 2010 | staff reporter

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RUMOURS Scotland's fabled Loch Ness monster is dead were dismissed by Nessie fans today.

Suspicions that the monster, said to have lurked in the deep waters of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, was extinct were raised as credible sightings last year waned to just one.

Gary Campbell, president of the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club, told the UK's Daily Telegraph newspaper that the single sighting, made just off the Clansman Hotel by Loch Ness, Scotland on June 6 2009, was judged by him to have been a credible report.

"That's why were so relieved to have heard about this sighting.

"In June, when it was reported, nobody had seen anything for a year. If it hadn't been for that one, we would have been really, really worried.

"Ten years ago we had a lot of good sightings, but in the last two or three years, they have tailed off."

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[exnavy]

Rumor has it that the Loch Ness monster was created by Algore to prove the existance of Gorbal warming.

[paulycy]

HA! ROFL!

[jessduntno]

Is that an Underwater VK popping up?

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OH NOES! Not the Viking Kittens! Everyone run!

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I'm afraid it is ...their mayhem knows no bounds!

Quick! Have a bagel B4 they get here!

[Alex Murphy]

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

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[jessduntno]

I knew it! What, no milk?

[Names Ash Housewares]

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Napoleon_Dynamite&quote=lakelochness.txt&file=lakelochness.mp3

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I LOVE that episode!

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That's fantastic! LOL How did you ever find that? :)

Napoleon: "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced-- placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."

[SHOOT THE MOON bat]

Many miles away
Something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

[Young Werther]

Fear not! We have placed lookouts "On the Banks", (Rutgers school song!)

This is definitely a Coopie!

[Young Werther]

Fear not! We have placed lookouts "On the Banks", (Rutgers school song!)

This is definitely a Coopie!

[Alex Murphy]

"Was Jack The Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland?"

[Daffynition]

We'll get the big guns right on it. ;)

[JoeProBono]

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