[Daffynition]

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[cripplecreek]

Sarah Palin will pose nude and giant bats will attack a South American city.

Sarah already has my vote and a giant moonbat already resides in Caracas.

[digger48]

[Doc Savage]

I am always amazed by this fat stooge Sylvia Browne when she’s on Oprah. (Not that I watch Oprah, but let’s face it, blistering through a hundred channels over and over again you do see things!) All these nitwit women sit there nodding their heads as this moron prattles off the most general of predictions: “I see great happiness for you; I see saddness for you; the next year will be troublesome; you will have a problem with money...................and on, and on, and on. What a bunch of dolts!

[Lazamataz]

Other predictions from Nikki for 2010: Sarah Palin will pose nude and giant bats will attack a South American city.

I predict that giant nude Sarah Palin bats will assassinate Obama.

[Upstate NY Guy]

Giant bats?

[bergmeid]

I really hope we don’t see an assassination, because that is the absolutely LAST thing we need.

[Bringbackthedraft]

To quote another great psychic “Future events like these will effect you in the future”.

[Red6]

Every President has had assassination attempts against him. Bush W. had several, to include a hand grenade thrown onto his podium which failed to explode.

However, when something does happen regards Obama, this of course will be made into a race issue. Oh those crazy Christian right wingers!

All things considered, the economy, terrorist events, his frontal assault on Judea-Christian values...... it's actually quite amazing nothing has happened yet!

[massmike]

[Uncle Meat]

Nikki claims to have successfully predicted the death of Michael Jackson,

That didn't take much psychic ability to predict that.

[broken_arrow1]

...a complicated scenario designed to "damage the American people’s faith in their government" as if such a thing was possible.

Huh? -- how can they predict the future if they can't even predict the present?

[Chode]

this guy had a better record...

[mylife]

Okeee Dokey....

[paulycy]

I believe.

[puppypusher]

Hell! anybody could have predicted that Micheal Jackson was going to die and it wouldn’t have taken a psychic to do it.All he needed to do was look at the self-destructive path he was on.

[darkwing104]

Here's my prediction...

[Harley]

I predict Michelle Obama will put on so much weight she'll be bigger than Oprah, and then the only clothes she'll be able to find that fit will all be camouflage material.

[Ditter]

>>”Obama assassination”>>>

I'll bet Biden is licking his chops.

[RichInOC]

Evaluation: Waste of ammo.