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Mistress' texts show playful relationship, string of broken dates (More bad news for Tiger)
New York Post ^ | 12-09-09

Posted on 12/09/2009 9:26:56 AM PST by geddylee

A sexy collection of text messages between Jaimee Grubbs and Tiger Woods published today reveal a playful relationship between the reality TV star and star golfer.

Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Sports
KEYWORDS: tiger; tigerwoods; woods
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Is this one missing teeth? Stay classy, Tiger.

1 posted on 12/09/2009 9:27:00 AM PST by geddylee
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To: geddylee

Like Dr. Dre says, “Gap teeth in her mouth so my _____ gots to fits.” Kind of goes along with the Bone Thugs N Harmony thing Tiget said in one of the texts.


2 posted on 12/09/2009 9:31:48 AM PST by Feasor13
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To: geddylee

Have to love the racial banter and Tiger saying she likes him because he is “blasian”.

Tiger should either get help or get divorced and go back to the singles scene.


3 posted on 12/09/2009 9:32:31 AM PST by Williams (It's the policies, stupid)
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To: geddylee

Always nice how these women who “love you” reveal every private text and email they helpfully stored. As Pauly on the sopranos called them,,,Hoo-ers.


4 posted on 12/09/2009 9:33:01 AM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs earn thi title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: geddylee

Looks like food.

Anyway is Tiger educated? The text messages remind me of high school kids. What a moron he is.


5 posted on 12/09/2009 9:33:45 AM PST by angcat ("GO YANKEES")
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To: geddylee
The dialogue between these two reads like high school texting during study hall.

Never knew Tiger was so immature.

This is sad on so many levels.

6 posted on 12/09/2009 9:35:03 AM PST by LoveUSA (When you find yourself hopelessly naked in front of the world, you might as well dance.)
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To: Feasor13

“Like Dr. Dre says, “Gap teeth in her mouth”

Wife of Bath,, Canterbury Tales. He didnt invent anything new. There truly is nothing new under the sun.


7 posted on 12/09/2009 9:35:49 AM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs earn thi title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: Feasor13; All
You know, I'm glad you mentioned that-- being white myself and a fan of classical European music-- what does "I'm bone thugs n harmony" mean? Anybody? I googled it and found out that they are rappers or degenerates of some sort. Can anyone help me out on that reference?

Here they are:


8 posted on 12/09/2009 9:35:58 AM PST by geddylee
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To: angcat

In fairness, all texts sound like old time telegrams.


9 posted on 12/09/2009 9:36:01 AM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

I can’t text to save my life. I would rather make the call!


10 posted on 12/09/2009 9:38:15 AM PST by angcat ("GO YANKEES")
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To: geddylee
This was Page 3 of Sunday Sports Section of the Orlando Sentinel:

In case you can't make it out, this is the ad in the lower right hand corner:

Full page of Tiger's dilemma and an ad for ED and other sexual disfunctions.

11 posted on 12/09/2009 9:38:30 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

“all texts sound like old time telegrams.”

Hmmmmmm,,, never noticed that before, but it’s true.


12 posted on 12/09/2009 9:38:55 AM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs earn thi title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

“all texts sound like old time telegrams.”

Hmmmmmm,,, never noticed that before, but it’s true.


13 posted on 12/09/2009 9:39:47 AM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs earn thi title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: Williams

I can see why Tiger wants to take his wife off to some deserted island. Wouldn’t take much of this stuff to make a wife walk...


14 posted on 12/09/2009 9:41:37 AM PST by GOPJ (American journalists: Baghdad-Bob-Lite. American GW scientists: Elmer-Gantry-Lite)
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To: angcat
"Anyway is Tiger educated?"

College dropout - two years, I think. But, he did go to Stanford, which has fairly high SAT standards, even for athletes. So, he can't be a complete imbecile. But, as you point out, his texts are more reflective of an adolescent boy, and he's not the best extemporaneous speaker out there. But, either is Barry, and look how far he made it.

15 posted on 12/09/2009 9:42:22 AM PST by OldDeckHand (Obamacare - So bad, even Joe Lieberman isn't going to vote for it.)
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To: angcat

This is disgusting, juvenile, and pathetic. What a shallow existence, and I’m referring to Tiger and the women.


16 posted on 12/09/2009 9:42:33 AM PST by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: geddylee
"I'm bone thugs in harmony"

I have no idea what this means, but it's hilarious! You're right, stay classy Tiger...
17 posted on 12/09/2009 9:44:14 AM PST by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: GOPJ
"Wouldn’t take much of this stuff to make a wife walk...

Make a wife walk? If I tried even a tenth of this, I'd need body, a food taster and a car starter. Even then, I wouldn't like my chances of making it to the weekend.

18 posted on 12/09/2009 9:44:19 AM PST by OldDeckHand (Obamacare - So bad, even Joe Lieberman isn't going to vote for it.)
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To: geddylee
"a fan of classical European music"

...and obviously a Rush fan, too. Welcome to Free Republic.

19 posted on 12/09/2009 9:45:29 AM PST by Tired of Taxes (Dad, I will always think of you.)
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To: Williams

What did he mean when he said “big” black guys. Is there something “short” about him that makes him so insecure?


20 posted on 12/09/2009 9:46:31 AM PST by Terry Mross (I voted for McCain and apparently still wasted my vote.)
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