Is this one missing teeth? Stay classy, Tiger.
Posted on 12/09/2009 9:26:56 AM PST by geddylee
A sexy collection of text messages between Jaimee Grubbs and Tiger Woods published today reveal a playful relationship between the reality TV star and star golfer.
Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Is this one missing teeth? Stay classy, Tiger.
Like Dr. Dre says, “Gap teeth in her mouth so my _____ gots to fits.” Kind of goes along with the Bone Thugs N Harmony thing Tiget said in one of the texts.
Have to love the racial banter and Tiger saying she likes him because he is “blasian”.
Tiger should either get help or get divorced and go back to the singles scene.
Always nice how these women who “love you” reveal every private text and email they helpfully stored. As Pauly on the sopranos called them,,,Hoo-ers.
Looks like food.
Anyway is Tiger educated? The text messages remind me of high school kids. What a moron he is.
Never knew Tiger was so immature.
This is sad on so many levels.
“Like Dr. Dre says, “Gap teeth in her mouth”
Wife of Bath,, Canterbury Tales. He didnt invent anything new. There truly is nothing new under the sun.
Here they are:
In fairness, all texts sound like old time telegrams.
I can’t text to save my life. I would rather make the call!
In case you can't make it out, this is the ad in the lower right hand corner:
Full page of Tiger's dilemma and an ad for ED and other sexual disfunctions.
“all texts sound like old time telegrams.”
Hmmmmmm,,, never noticed that before, but it’s true.
“all texts sound like old time telegrams.”
Hmmmmmm,,, never noticed that before, but it’s true.
I can see why Tiger wants to take his wife off to some deserted island. Wouldn’t take much of this stuff to make a wife walk...
College dropout - two years, I think. But, he did go to Stanford, which has fairly high SAT standards, even for athletes. So, he can't be a complete imbecile. But, as you point out, his texts are more reflective of an adolescent boy, and he's not the best extemporaneous speaker out there. But, either is Barry, and look how far he made it.
This is disgusting, juvenile, and pathetic. What a shallow existence, and I’m referring to Tiger and the women.
Make a wife walk? If I tried even a tenth of this, I'd need body, a food taster and a car starter. Even then, I wouldn't like my chances of making it to the weekend.
...and obviously a Rush fan, too. Welcome to Free Republic.
What did he mean when he said “big” black guys. Is there something “short” about him that makes him so insecure?
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