Posted on 12/04/2009 10:39:15 AM PST by caddystacks
TIGER Woods was rated as "horrible in bed" by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday.
The damning verdict came from Las Vegas cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who says she had a 31-month fling with the married golf superstar.
The 24-year-old mistress told fellow contestants on US TV reality show Tool Academy she had also "hooked up" with George Clooney.
But while she was full of praise for the movie heartthrob, she mauled Tiger.
Telly pal Krista Grubb, 27, told The Sun: "She was showing all these texts from Tiger and George.
One she said was from George said, 'When can I get up in there again?' He signed it G.
"She said she met him while working as a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles and they would meet up in Vegas and he was a lot of fun.
"Jaimee said George was amazing but wasn't so nice about Tiger. She just kept saying he was horrible in bed."
Another pal of Jaimee said Woods, 33, offered to buy her an apartment in Las Vegas.
New York socialite and party planner Rachel Uchitel, 34, and Vegas nightclub executive Kalika Moquin, 27, are also have said to have had affairs with the golfer.
He crashed his car near his Florida home in the early hours last Friday after a huge bust-up with his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren, 29.
She is thought to be getting a total re-write of their pre-nuptial agreement and financial incentives to stand by him.
The couple are currently having several relationship counselling sessions a day
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The old putter just wasn’t up to the task.
(Sorry, guys. I couldn’t resist)
This proves that while money cannot buy you love... it can buy something so close that you cannot tell the difference.
LLS
Screams of "IN THE HOLE" after his shots will take on an entirely new meaning.
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Likely both at one time or another.
I hope you don't consider 'the decent' Tiger Woods. After all, he slept with the skanks so it takes two to tango. And from other reports he was also doing drugs with the disease infested hos.
It sounds as if Tiger has a whole house of skeletons instead of just a closet. He certainly has kept up a good PR image though. If the drug charges are accurate his sponsors may take another look at him and decide he's not worth it.
I meant the decent women of today. The whores get all the publicity!
She knew she’d get her “15 minutes” one day if she kept the goods on Tiger. How can one man be so incredibly stupid?
I am deeply disappointed in Tiger. For a man of his wealth, fame, and position, to have boinked only three groupies in all this time, is, like, totally pathetic, man. A dismal record!
We don't know this. Maybe the other groupies were classy enough to keep their mouths shut. When it comes to the press I mean.
Men are equipped with two heads, but there is only enough blood to use one at a time.
LOL!
sometimes I feel like I can’t keep up. NO matter how cynical I am, no matter than I think I have heard it all, something comes along to shock me. Dorothy Parker said this.
This is stunning, our press covers this. Our world has gone nutty whne young women brag about their conquests and rate their customers. Just stunning.
Obviously his caddy wasn’t there, otherwise he could have asked him “how would you play this hole?”
Great Picture! LOL, can I use it?
Be my guest....
This kind of stuff is the reason that if you make your living by requiring public notice and acceptance, you make sure you do everything possible not to behave in a manner that will cause undue pain or humiliation to your and your family.
“so bad in bed that she only hung around for 31 months”
I guess the money wasn’t bad though!
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