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Caption the Jackass pardoning a turkey
Posted on 11/25/2009 10:10:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen
US President Barack Obama (R) alongside his daughter Malia Obama (R), and National Turkey Federation Chairman Walter Pelletier (2nd L), pet a turkey named Courage during the annual turkey pardoning ceremony for Thanksgiving on the North Portico of the White House in Washington, DC.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; freepun; malia; obama; turkey
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To: Lucky9teen
"Tell PETA to STFU, or I will strangle this turkey"
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:24:17 AM PST
by
Safrguns
To: Wee-Weed Up
Notice how Obama is stepping away from the Turkey in the first picture. The leader of the most powerful military in the world is afraid of a turkey. He's jealous of the turkey ... it's smarter than him.
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:26:30 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Obama: "That turkey just gave me the finger??!!"
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:27:37 AM PST
by
Safrguns
To: Safrguns
“Typical white turkey....”
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:28:02 AM PST
by
AuntB
(If Al Qaeda grew drugs & burned our forests instead of armed Mexican Cartels would anyone notice?)
To: Lucky9teen
Ok, why is his daughter dressed like she is on the playground instead of standing for an official photo?
Sorry. No class.
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:28:16 AM PST
by
Reddy
(B.O. stinks)
To: Lucky9teen
"Relax bird... no reason to get all Wee-Weed up now"
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:29:27 AM PST
by
Safrguns
To: Lucky9teen
"With my pardon of this turkey I have saved or created over 100,000,000 new turkeys!"
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:30:36 AM PST
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Lucky9teen
OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.
When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has be recreated.
To: Lucky9teen
Obama looks like a awkward IDIOT!
You can tell he is ill at ease.
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:31:52 AM PST
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Lucky9teen
Obama: "I thought I said NO VOODOO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!"
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:32:10 AM PST
by
Safrguns
To: Lucky9teen
OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.
When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has been recreated.
To: Reddy
Like mother like daughter...surprised????
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:33:08 AM PST
by
geege
To: Lucky9teen
And this turkey is my next stimulus plan.
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:34:34 AM PST
by
Vaduz
To: paulycy
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:36:13 AM PST
by
azishot
(And oh yes, WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?)
To: Lucky9teen
In the name of Jeremiah Wright, I declare you HEALED - -YEAAAAH
To: Lucky9teen
He’s clearly afraid of the turkey!
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:46:35 AM PST
by
Kirkwood
To: Reddy
Reddy, I thought that too. No class at all.
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:49:58 AM PST
by
misharu
(Zero, even your family agrees . . .YOU STINK!!!)
To: ArrogantBustard
He's jealous of the turkey ... it's smarter than him. Unlike previous presidents, there is a Secret Service agent who carries an umbrella to keep Obama from drowning if it starts raining on him.
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:50:20 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Obamalaise - the new mood for America.)
To: nascarnation
You know the bird in that picture you captioned looks to be saying:
Who the hell is THIS jive a$$ed turkey??!
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posted on
11/25/2009 10:51:51 AM PST
by
misharu
(Zero, even your family agrees . . .YOU STINK!!!)
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