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Russian cannibal who ate his mother given lighter sentence - judge says 'he needed to eat'
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| Nov. 10, 2009
| Will Stewart
Posted on 11/10/2009 11:37:23 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Darteaus94025; a fool in paradise
Or Cannibals Anonymous, like we have every week in the basement of my church!
To: null and void
I was surprised it lasted that long.
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posted on
11/10/2009 12:01:34 PM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(Only in America does being convicted of a capital crime increase your life expectancy.)
To: a fool in paradise
liberal women are bitter!
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posted on
11/10/2009 12:07:31 PM PST
by
MNDude
(The Republican Congress Economy--1995-2007)
To: Revolting cat!
Hey, we wouldn’t want to make Matriphage-Americans feel unwelcome, would we?
Who are we to decide what’s “normal” in mother-son relationships, anyway? There are all kinds of families and we just have to learn to be more accepting and open minded, doncha know? Matriphagy is just one more lifestyle choice in the new America. Or Russia.
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posted on
11/10/2009 12:08:53 PM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(Only in America does being convicted of a capital crime increase your life expectancy.)
To: Revolting cat!
Cannibals Anonymous, like we have every week in the basement of my church! Mums are friends, not food.
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posted on
11/10/2009 12:12:18 PM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(Only in America does being convicted of a capital crime increase your life expectancy.)
To: a fool in paradise
Sergey was mum whenever friends asked him what he had for dinner!
To: Free ThinkerNY
Both the judge and the wacko need to be kept in an institution for the rest of their lives.
To: Free ThinkerNY; snarks_when_bored; Slings and Arrows; null and void; Bender2; Lazamataz
Monty Python's
take on this...
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posted on
11/10/2009 3:23:00 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Free ThinkerNY; snarks_when_bored; Slings and Arrows; null and void; Bender2; Lazamataz
Monty Python's
take on this...
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posted on
11/10/2009 3:23:14 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Man Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let’s have a sketch about clean, decent human beings.
Undertaker Morning.
Man Good Morning.
Undertaker What can I do for you, squire?
Man Um, well, I wonder if you can help me. You see, my mother has just died.
Undertaker Ah well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.
Man What?
Undertaker Well, there’s three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.
Man Dump her?
Undertaker Dump her in the Thames.
Man What?
Undertaker Oh, did you like her?
Man Yes!
Undertaker Oh well, we won’t dump her, then. Well, what do you think? We can bury her or burn her.
Man Well, which do you recommend?
Undertaker Well, they’re both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she’s not quite dead, but quick. (the audience starts booing) and then we give you handful of ashes, which you can pretend are hers.
Man Oh.
Undertaker Or, if we bury her she gets eaten up lots of weevils, and nasty maggots, (the booing increases) which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she’s not quite dead.
Man I see. Well, she’s definitely dead.
Undertaker Where is she?
Man She’s in this sack.
Undertaker Can I have a look? She looks quite young.
Man Yes, yes, she was.
Increasing protests from audience
Undertaker (calling) Fred!
Fred’s voice Yeah?
Undertaker I think we’ve got an eater.
Man What?
Fred Right, I’ll get the oven on. (goes off)
Man Er, excuse me, um, are you suggesting eating my mother?
Undertaker Er ... Yeah. Not raw. Cooked.
Man What?
Undertaker Yes, roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...
Man Well, I do feel a bit peckish.
Voice From Audience Disgraceful! Boo! (etc.)
Undertaker Great!
Man Can we have some parsnips?
Undertaker (calling) Fred - get some parsnips.
Man I really don’t think I should.
Undertaker Look, tell you what, we’ll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
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posted on
11/10/2009 3:26:23 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Free ThinkerNY
The 27-year-old was given a lenient prison sentence because the judge said he was starving and needed to eat after spending all his money on vodka and gambling machines. Well, at least he didn't waste it.
To: Revolting cat!; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Did he marinade her in Russian dressing?
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posted on
11/10/2009 4:28:39 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Free ThinkerNY; All
You just cannot make this up...
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posted on
11/10/2009 10:53:28 PM PST
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Back...by popular demand or one-man reunion tour? See him live! One night only!)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
Is Russian food a fast food?
Slow down, take your time.
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posted on
11/11/2009 7:41:00 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"The Russian man hit his mother Lyubov, 55, over the head with a brick and then strangled her with an electric cable following a row over her refusal to give him her pension money to spend on alcohol." But the sentenced was reduced because he needed to eat? Russian judges are no better than ours.
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posted on
11/11/2009 8:16:35 AM PST
by
GregoTX
(When people find they can vote themselves money it will herald the end of the republic. Ben Franklin)
To: a fool in paradise
You should see this guys business card
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posted on
11/11/2009 10:49:53 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: Daffynition
He should get a shot on the Obama’s garden Iron Chef celebrity cookoff.
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posted on
11/11/2009 10:53:40 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
To: a fool in paradise
It's all right, ma, I'm only cookin'
To: Revolting cat!
We keep talking about his mother, but we never hear a word about his father, Stew.
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posted on
11/11/2009 11:00:42 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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