[Revolting cat!]

Or Cannibals Anonymous, like we have every week in the basement of my church!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Hey, we wouldn’t want to make Matriphage-Americans feel unwelcome, would we?

Who are we to decide what’s “normal” in mother-son relationships, anyway? There are all kinds of families and we just have to learn to be more accepting and open minded, doncha know? Matriphagy is just one more lifestyle choice in the new America. Or Russia.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Cannibals Anonymous, like we have every week in the basement of my church!

Mums are friends, not food.