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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

Posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



















What do these things have in common?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: empty; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

21 posted on 10/09/2009 6:04:15 AM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: Doogle

Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 117

Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 119

Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible?
A: Psalms 118

Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118

Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118

Add these numbers up and you get 1188

Q: What is the center verse in the Bible?
A: Psalms 118:8

Q: Does this verse say something significant about God’s perfect will for our lives?

The next time someone says they would like to find God’s perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word!

Psalms 118:8
“It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.”

Now isn’t that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)?


22 posted on 10/09/2009 6:06:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Lucky9teen

What was the Nobel committee thinking? The deadline for the nominations was Feb. 1, so Barry was in office for what, 10 days give or take. What did they think he had done or promise to do? He spent 147 days in the Senate and voted “present” about a dozen times (many more as an IL State Senator), he spent most of 2007 and all of 2008 until election day campaigning.

Oh wait, the prize must be for work that he did in the summer... the beer summit at the White House where he accused a white police officer of racism because he arrested a beligerent black man who was acting suspicious, who also happened to be a FOB (friend of Barry). Then he had to invite both of them to the WH because he was wrong for the accusation and it seemed like the thing to do. And, he made Europe less safe by taking down the missile defense shield in Poland. Yeah, that is it.


23 posted on 10/09/2009 6:07:34 AM PDT by kevinm13 (Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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To: Dallas59



24 posted on 10/09/2009 6:10:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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25 posted on 10/09/2009 6:12:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: kevinm13
This is the silliness thread--not the depression thread!

< grin >

26 posted on 10/09/2009 6:12:35 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 10/09/2009 6:16:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
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To: Lucky9teen

28 posted on 10/09/2009 6:16:09 AM PDT by wastedyears (If I don't have a right to play defense, then I'll go on offense. - FReeper Enterprise)
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To: Lucky9teen

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29 posted on 10/09/2009 6:16:43 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
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To: Lucky9teen

30 posted on 10/09/2009 6:16:43 AM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: ShadowAce

NO, you can’t be depressed at the Nobel Prize news. It’s so totally absurd, it is simply funny. It had me laughing uncontrollably here at work — more so than any thing I’ve ever seen on the silliness thread.

Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize is, in fact, the most silly thing that I have EVER seen on a Friday.

It’s not like Arafat, which WAS depressing, because it’s not that Obama did things that in fact were evil but are counted for good. It’s that Obama has done NOTHING for peace in his entire public life.

And their main reason for giving him the prize is that he said he wanted a world without nuclear weapons.

Well, I said that too — can I have a prize? My kids said that when they were in grade school. Doesn’t everybody except tyrannical madmen WISH that we didn’t have nuclear weapons threatening us?

It’s just that most adults actually know you can’t really make the world safer, or peaceful, by removing nuclear weapons, because you can’t get rid of them all. It’s impossible.

Except Obama doesn’t understand this, because he’s an idiot. And the Nobel people just gave out a peace prize to the guy that is too stupid to know that you can’t get rid of nuclear weapons and still have peace.

And that, my friends, is silly.


31 posted on 10/09/2009 6:18:13 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Lucky9teen

32 posted on 10/09/2009 6:19:13 AM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: Doogle
Groan. Not that I'm implying anything...


33 posted on 10/09/2009 6:19:19 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Golf Terminology > >

A "Rock Hudson" - a putt that looked straight but wasn't > >
A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another > >
A "John Kennedy Junior" - didn't quite make it over the water > >
A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed > >
An "O.J." - got away with one > >
A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used the driver > >
A "Condom" - safe but didn't feel good > >
A "Rush Limbaugh" - way to the right > >
A "Nancy Pelosi" - way to the left and out of bounds > >
A "Ted Kennedy" - goes in the water and jumps out > >
A "Pee Wee Herman" - too much wrist > >
A "Sonny Bono" - straight into the trees > >
A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole

34 posted on 10/09/2009 6:19:32 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
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To: Daffynition

*LOL*


35 posted on 10/09/2009 6:20:13 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Daffynition
There was a HORRIBLE mistake.

Obama should have been awarded the IgNoble prize in ECONOMICS.

Cheers!

36 posted on 10/09/2009 6:27:47 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 10/09/2009 6:28:30 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Just in case you were wondering where to look:

38 posted on 10/09/2009 6:30:46 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Dallas59

39 posted on 10/09/2009 6:37:47 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP FIFTY!!!!
40 posted on 10/09/2009 6:38:54 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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