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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

Posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



















What do these things have in common?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: empty; ofst; silliness
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To: Ingtar; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Obama wins prize moments before we bombed the moon. There is something amusing and ironic in that.

Obama: "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth moon shattering kaboom?!!!"

101 posted on 10/09/2009 10:30:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Lucky9teen

If you have five dollars and Barack Obama has five dollars, Barack Obama has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Barack Obama’s computer. Barack Obama is always in control.
Apple pays Barack Obama 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Barack Obama can sneeze with his eyes open.
Barack Obama can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Barack Obama is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Barack Obama destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Barack Obama can kill two stones with one bird.


102 posted on 10/09/2009 10:41:43 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Tatze

103 posted on 10/09/2009 10:43:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Lucky9teen
I have to tell you what's been happening to me.

Lately I have had two songs stuck in my head--Delilah and Green Green Grass of Home.

It's driving my crazy...all day and all night...Delilah, Green Green Grass of Home.

Yesterday I went to the doctor and told him what was happening.

He said, "You are suffering from Tom Jones-itis."

"Is that common," I asked?

"It's not unusual," he replied.

104 posted on 10/09/2009 10:46:21 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Lucky9teen
Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!


105 posted on 10/09/2009 10:46:27 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: OnTheDress; Lucky9teen

His ego is too big to fail. < /banking analogy >


106 posted on 10/09/2009 10:47:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Lucky9teen

I think the whole FR site is a silliness thread today.

I’ve always thought that we should push the messiah kick to the extreme. Encourage them to overplay the Obama popularity, superhero, messiah theme.


107 posted on 10/09/2009 10:54:47 AM PDT by listenhillary (A "cult of personality" arises when a leader uses mass media creating idealized/heroic public image)
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To: listenhillary; Lucky9teen
Hey Nobel; forget someone? (see pics) (October's fool's day Oct 9, 2009)
108 posted on 10/09/2009 11:00:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Daffynition; 444Flyer; MestaMachine

See #33, it’s great!!!!!! I wanna do that!!


109 posted on 10/09/2009 12:01:24 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nligvgv3Rfw
Dictators Mock Obama’s Ignorance


110 posted on 10/09/2009 12:23:12 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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To: JoeProBono
WOW! That's the nicest gift I've ever received! Thank you!


111 posted on 10/09/2009 12:26:57 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: OnTheDress

112 posted on 10/09/2009 12:32:34 PM PDT by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
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To: Lucky9teen

113 posted on 10/09/2009 12:55:30 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Lucky9teen

114 posted on 10/09/2009 1:00:10 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~; 444Flyer
NeverBam wins No Ball Peece Pies.

115 posted on 10/09/2009 1:19:42 PM PDT by MestaMachine (One if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by Air Force 1.)
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To: MestaMachine; ~Kim4VRWC's~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s


116 posted on 10/09/2009 2:15:47 PM PDT by 444Flyer ("Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."--Mignon McLaughlin)
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To: Lucky9teen

I got this new deodorant stick. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk with it, but when I fart it smells really nice ...


117 posted on 10/09/2009 2:17:14 PM PDT by unique
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To: MestaMachine; ~Kim4VRWC's~; Saoirise; HollyB

We proudly announce: NO BELLS Pee Pee Price winner Barackookoo Obama and his ALL NEW MILITARY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI&NR=1


118 posted on 10/09/2009 2:27:40 PM PDT by 444Flyer ("Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."--Mignon McLaughlin)
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To: Lucky9teen

All the heading needed was a Seinfeld show logo! Good job Lucky!


119 posted on 10/09/2009 2:29:41 PM PDT by secret garden (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell)
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To: Lucky9teen

120 posted on 10/09/2009 2:30:20 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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