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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
National 
Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: HangnJudge
Just DAMN!!!!
BTW..Is that a Glenn Close “Fatal Attraction” pic above the cooler? LOL (or maybe Bonnie Tyler)
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posted on
09/18/2009 6:30:08 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
To: paulycy
You eat enough of those:
you'll need one of these:
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posted on
09/18/2009 6:33:29 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
To: NCC-1701
Enjoy!
43
posted on
09/18/2009 6:40:51 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Salamander
44
posted on
09/18/2009 6:55:02 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(..But I was not all alone. I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone.....)
To: Lucky9teen
NIBTP!
(never in before the ping)
45
posted on
09/18/2009 7:06:47 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(If it's Astroturf, why are you trying to mow it?(sign seen at a town hall meeting))
To: Lucky9teen
Poor Putin wishes he could eat one but he has this 'small hand' problem.
46
posted on
09/18/2009 7:10:12 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(Townhalls ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
To: Lucky9teen
47
posted on
09/18/2009 7:25:21 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
To: paulycy
We have them in Arizona too!
48
posted on
09/18/2009 7:27:09 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: NCC-1701
Oh, eventually, we’ll all need one of those - so enjoy the ride and eat!
To: Lucky9teen
Mr. President, are you actually from Kenya? Mr. President, do you really want socialism? Mr. President, you DO want a single payer system don't you?...
Mr. President can you please put the burger down and answer the questions?
50
posted on
09/18/2009 7:30:39 AM PDT
by
Mind Freed
(Maybe Obama was the Wright choice... Let's wait till everything Ayers out.)
To: Lucky9teen
| Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous |
 You are very gluttonous. Even if you're full, you'll still clear your plate.
You are the ultimate foodie. You're picky about food quality, but you're not picky about eating strange things.
You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything.
You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath!
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51
posted on
09/18/2009 7:32:50 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: paulycy
52
posted on
09/18/2009 7:33:58 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: gimme1ibertee
BTW..
Is that a Glenn Close “Fatal Attraction” pic above the cooler? LOL (or maybe Bonnie Tyler)
You be the judge...
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To: stephenjohnbanker
We have them in Arizona too!Well, you leave the area for ten years and things get all out of control! ;0)
54
posted on
09/18/2009 7:36:33 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Lucky9teen
I’m here! Late, but here!!
55
posted on
09/18/2009 7:37:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: paulycy
56
posted on
09/18/2009 7:37:45 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: paulycy
In-n-Out Burger!
I *finally* got to go there just last week in Las Vegas.
:-)
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posted on
09/18/2009 7:37:58 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: Lucky9teen
| Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous |
 You are very gluttonous. Even if you're full, you'll still clear your plate.
You are likely a fairly picky eater. And you're secretly a little squeamish about some foods.
You are bold and resolute in your choices. You don't back down, and you aren't afraid to go at something full force.
You are straightforward, honest, and ambitious. You tend to be direct about what you want when it comes to food.
You are emotional. You have a big heart, and you tend to go for comfort foods.
You have trouble making decisions quickly. Everything looks good to you... especially at a restaurant. |
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posted on
09/18/2009 7:38:56 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: mylife
That looks awesome!Burger AND onion rings AND bacon.... YAHOO!
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posted on
09/18/2009 7:40:16 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Ramius
In-n-Out Burger! I *finally* got to go there just last week in Las Vegas.Was it good for you, too?
60
posted on
09/18/2009 7:41:39 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
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