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Van Jones, You Commie, Will You Please Go Now!
09/06/2009 | Parody

Posted on 09/06/2009 6:55:14 PM PDT by Parody

Van Jones, you commie, will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don't care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Van Jones, you commie, will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don't care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Van Jones, you commie,
I don't care how.
Van Jones, you commie,
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion's tail.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Van Jones, you commie,
Don't you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please commie Jones!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon...
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
...or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just get!
Van Jones, you commie!
I don't care how.
Van Jones, you commie,
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
GO
And
GO
I meant...
The time had come
So...
Van Jones WENT.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: commie; resignation; satire; vanjones

1 posted on 09/06/2009 6:55:15 PM PDT by Parody
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To: Parody

I don’t get it.


2 posted on 09/06/2009 6:59:52 PM PDT by devane617 (Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
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To: Parody

Funny - I will copy this and use it elsewhere!!


3 posted on 09/06/2009 7:01:38 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: devane617

Marvin K Mooney, Will You Please Go Now. By the great Dr. Seuss.


4 posted on 09/06/2009 7:03:33 PM PDT by Vasilli22
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To: Parody

Hahaha...I’ll bet the only place Jones is going is underground.


5 posted on 09/06/2009 7:04:18 PM PDT by Kimberly GG
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To: devane617
I don't get it.

Dr. Seuss take off.

6 posted on 09/06/2009 7:09:32 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: devane617

Think Dr. Seuss


7 posted on 09/06/2009 7:13:14 PM PDT by Texas56
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To: Vasilli22

Thanks...


8 posted on 09/06/2009 7:14:59 PM PDT by devane617 (Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
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To: Parody

Betcha Van Jones hates Green Eggs and Ham.


9 posted on 09/06/2009 7:44:34 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (I am Sarah Palin. I am the NRA.)
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To: Parody

Good one!


10 posted on 09/06/2009 7:46:11 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Parody

:::cricket, cricket:::


11 posted on 09/06/2009 9:37:21 PM PDT by LifeComesFirst (Until the unborn are free, nobody is free.)
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