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Posted on 08/28/2009 5:57:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
In honor of the late Ted Kennedy, I dedicate today's silliness to him. While many applaud his life, a look at Ted Kennedy quotes from his past show his progressive stance, humor, and pretty much no fear of repercussions. **If it were a matter of mere political disagreement, we would join the calls to strike a conciliatory tone and mourn the death of Sen. Edward Kennedy. But we do a disservice to him and the country to call him anything but what he was. Ted Kennedy was not a good man and we mourn the damage (or worse) he did both to individuals and to America (**last sentiment from Patriot Post editor, but well said).
It's better to send in the Peace Corps than the Marine Corps. ~ Ted Kennedy
The Constitution does not just protect those whose views we share; it also protects those with whose views we disagree. ~ Ted Kennedy
Thus, the controversy about the Moral Majority arises not only from its views, but from its name - which, in the minds of many, seems to imply that only one set of public policies is moral and only one majority can possibly be right. ~ Ted Kennedy
It won't be 'mission accomplished' on the economy until average Americans are secure in their jobs and can provide for their families ~ Ted Kennedy
"I regard as indefensible the fact that I did not report the accident to the police immediately" ~ Ted Kennedy during a televised statement after he pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident in regards to the Chappaquiddick incident, July 1969
"What we have in the United States is not so much a health-care system as a disease-care system" ~ Ted Kennedy on health care reform for which he campaigned throughout his life, 1994
"With Barack Obama, we will turn the page on the old politics of misrepresentation and distortion. With Barack Obama we will close the book on the old politics of race against race, gender against gender, ethnic group against ethnic group, and straight against gay" ~ Ted Kennedy endorsing Barack Obama for president, January 2008.
"If we set the precedent of limiting the First Amendment, in order to protect the sensibilities of those who are offended by flag burning, what will we say the next time someone is offended by some other minority view, or by some other person's exercise of the freedom the Constitution is supposed to protect?" ~ Senator Edward M. Kennedy, constituent letter 1997
Separation of church and state cannot mean an absolute separation between moral principles and political power. ~ Ted Kennedy
For me, a few hours ago, this campaign came to an end. For all those whose cares have been our concern, the work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die. ~ Ted Kennedy Addressing Democratic National Convention, August 1980.
My brother need not be idealized or enlarged in death beyond what he was in life, to be remembered as a good and decent man, who saw wrong and tried to right it, saw suffering and tried to heal it, saw war and tried to stop it. Those of us who loved him and who take him to his rest today, pray that what he was to us and what he wished for others will some day come to pass for all the world. ~ Ted Kennedy's Eulogy for Robert F. Kennedy, June 1968.
The more our feelings diverge, the more deeply felt they are, the greater is our obligation to grant the sincerity and essential decency of our fellow citizens on the other side. . . .
In short, I hope for an America where neither "fundamentalist" nor "humanist" will be a dirty word, but a fair description of the different ways in which people of good will look at life and into their own souls.
I hope for an America where no president, no public official, no individual will ever be deemed a greater or lesser American because of religious doubt -- or religious belief.
I hope for an America where the power of faith will always burn brightly, but where no modern inquisition of any kind will ever light the fires of fear, coercion, or angry division.
I hope for an America where we can all contend freely and vigorously, but where we will treasure and guard those standards of civility which alone make this nation safe for both democracy and diversity. ~ Ted Kennedy's Speech on "Truth and Tolerance in America," Oct. 3, 1983, Lynchburg, Va.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; ofst; silliness; tedkennedy
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:31:12 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(I long for Norman Rockwell's America.)
To: Lucky9teen
Wooooooooooooohooooooooooooo in the top 25!
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:31:38 AM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(We are sooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
To: Lucky9teen
the lyin’ lion of the senate..........
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:33:42 AM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(We are sooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:33:56 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(No, I am Jim Thompson!!)
To: Lucky9teen
"And after we all do what needs to be done, and elect Old Kennedy....we will re-elect...Clinton...as unelectable as the next smarrmerrebt pogh2ibb!!!"
Gabby Kennedy, like Gabby Johnson. Brammid!
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:34:14 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Ronin
Since no one will read the senate health care reform bill anyway, I'd like to see a Republican slip in the following amendment, co-sponsored by Sen Chris Dodd as follows, known as the Kennedy-Dodd Amendment:
"The Centers for Disease Control shall forthwith and hereafter commence and make cause to research the carcinogenic linkages of prostate and brain cancer to the 'Waitress Sandwich'."
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:35:13 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Lucky9teen
Couldn’t drive.
Couldn’t stay sober.
Couldn’t save Mary Jo.
Couldn’t be monogamous.
Couldn’t win the presidency.
Couldn’t love America.
Couldn’t defend the constitution.
His life was a list of negative accomplishments..
On a positive note:
Could swim.
Could afford good Scotch.
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:43:18 AM PDT
by
AZ .44 MAG
(A society that doesn't protect Jim Thompson's children doesn't deserve to survive.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:43:27 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
To: Lucky9teen
Time for a comeback tour.....
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:43:31 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Lucky9teen
Why is Obama so thin?
Because rather than get beat up, he always gave up his lunch money without a whimper.
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:45:39 AM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . fasl el-khitab)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:51:42 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Fish rot from the head down.)
To: Lucky9teen
Friday silliness? I'll have a double!
To: MikeWUSAF
To: relictele
To: Lucky9teen
I'm apparently a "Kennedyphile".
To: the_devils_advocate_666
The site’s been getting slammed lately.
Either that or they were sued by Wal-Mart...
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posted on
08/28/2009 6:58:16 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(I long for Norman Rockwell's America.)
To: Lucky9teen
More Americans have died in Teddy Kennedy’s car than in nuclear power plant accidents.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:06:56 AM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
('Evil white devil since 1960')
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:11:04 AM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: relictele
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posted on
08/28/2009 7:16:41 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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