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Widow sells Husband's Tomb above Marilyn Monroe (Too Expensive?)
CBS47 NEWS ^ | Aug 18th '09 | Cakid1

Posted on 08/17/2009 12:27:21 AM PDT by cakid1

Sorry this is sad - sick but true.

Who would think of this?

A widow in Los Angeles has decided to sell her husband's burial spot directly above Marilyn Monroe.

(She says she needs the money.)

Elsie Poncher has put the burial spot on eBay.

The pitch:

"The person occupying the address right now is looking face down on her."

Bidding for the plot - started..


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KEYWORDS: bombshell; jfk; marilyn; marilynmonroe
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And the kicker is ..

Guess who has the crypt right next to Monroe.?

Just too strange...

1 posted on 08/17/2009 12:27:21 AM PDT by cakid1
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To: cakid1
From the eBay listing (320412140795):

"Here is a once in a lifetime and into eternity opportunity to spend your eternal days directly above Marilyn Monroe."

Apparently not, since your heirs can evidently cash in on the real estate whenever they need the money.
2 posted on 08/17/2009 12:38:32 AM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment
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To: cakid1

That is some mighty fine real estate that can only increase in value.


3 posted on 08/17/2009 12:39:10 AM PDT by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: trumandogz

Flip this Tomb


4 posted on 08/17/2009 12:39:40 AM PDT by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: trumandogz
Flip this Tomb

It's a fixer-upper since the front door will have to renovated...

5 posted on 08/17/2009 12:41:33 AM PDT by Swordmaker (Posted using my iPhone!)
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To: Swordmaker

It is likely the only piece of real estate in California that is going up in value.


6 posted on 08/17/2009 12:43:58 AM PDT by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: trumandogz
"How I Made $1,000,000 In My Spare Time Desecrating Grave Sites"

Could be the next real estate bubble. Think of all the dead celebrities, and think of how many graves are within spitting distance of their grave sites.
7 posted on 08/17/2009 12:44:16 AM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment
There may be plenty of dead celebrities but there is only one tomb on top of Marilyn.


8 posted on 08/17/2009 1:02:38 AM PDT by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: cakid1

Bidding for the plot - started at $500,000.

By Sunday night the bidding had reached $2.5 million.

The winning bid gets the crypt - after the remains of Mr. Poncher are moved.


Rolling my eyes ... sick ...


9 posted on 08/17/2009 1:08:36 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: nmh

Hef has the plot next to her!


10 posted on 08/17/2009 1:09:14 AM PDT by gman992
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To: nmh

Hef has the plot next to her!


11 posted on 08/17/2009 1:09:16 AM PDT by gman992
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment

YUP!

Here it is:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320412140795&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%3A80%2Fi.html%3F_nkw%3D320412140795%26_in_kw%3D1%26_ex_kw%3D%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_okw%3D320412140795%26_oexkw%3D%26_udlo%3D%26_udhi%3D%26_ftrt%3D901%26_ftrv%3D1%26_sabdlo%3D%26_sabdhi%3D%26_samilow%3D%26_samihi%3D%26_sadis%3D200%26_fpos%3DZip%2Bcode%26_fsct%3D%26LH_SALE_CURRENCY%3D0%26_sop%3D1%26_dmd%3D1%26_ipg%3D50%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

After taxes and the expense of moving her husband will she take home?


12 posted on 08/17/2009 1:11:42 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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Shipping and handling
Shipping to: Will arrange for local pickup only (no shipping).

LOL!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320412140795&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%3A80%2Fi.html%3F_nkw%3D320412140795%26_in_kw%3D1%26_ex_kw%3D%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_okw%3D320412140795%26_oexkw%3D%26_udlo%3D%26_udhi%3D%26_ftrt%3D901%26_ftrv%3D1%26_sabdlo%3D%26_sabdhi%3D%26_samilow%3D%26_samihi%3D%26_sadis%3D200%26_fpos%3DZip%2Bcode%26_fsct%3D%26LH_SALE_CURRENCY%3D0%26_sop%3D1%26_dmd%3D1%26_ipg%3D50%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1#shId

Wonder who this person is?

o***m( 14) US $2,750,300.00 Aug-16-09 18:05:37 PDT

http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBids&item=320412140795


13 posted on 08/17/2009 1:13:43 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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Ew, he's so decrepit.
I bet Monroe looks better right now than Heff does in real life. This is terribly morbid.
14 posted on 08/17/2009 1:16:03 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: gman992

Are you serious?

Does he really have th plot next to her?

This is very creepy.


15 posted on 08/17/2009 1:17:06 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: cakid1

A new “real estate” market has emerged. Sick world and getting sicker.


16 posted on 08/17/2009 1:23:56 AM PDT by Beloved Levinite (I have a new name for the occupier of The Oval Office: KING FRAUD! (pronounced King "Faa-raud"))
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I don't think it's morbid at all. All the power to the person if she can get 2.75 million. I'm sure the person in the tomb doesn't mind.

17 posted on 08/17/2009 2:39:00 AM PDT by SouthDixie (We are but angels with one wing, it takes two to fly.)
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Great post! I'm sure she has consulted a lawyer. Reuters has a bit more detail:

Poncher told the Los Angeles Times that she hoped to raise enough money to pay off the $1.6 million mortgage on her Beverly Hills home.

"I can't be more honest than that," she told the newspaper. "I want to leave it free and clear for my kids."

The Westwood Village Memorial Park is home to many celebrities, including Dean Martin, James Coburn, Roy Orbison, Truman Capote, Natalie Wood, and, from this year, Farrah Fawcett.

18 posted on 08/17/2009 3:01:25 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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Left this part out:

Elsie Poncher said she would move her husband's remains over one spot into a crypt intended as her final resting place if the sale was successful and she would be cremated instead when the time came.

Westwood Village Memorial Park - Celeb graves

19 posted on 08/17/2009 3:06:09 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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Return policy

The seller will not accept returns for this item.

Creepy....The plot held its value more than a 401K, Creepier.

20 posted on 08/17/2009 3:38:00 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Life, Liberty and the Department of Happiness)
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