Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Q. How many radical lesbian feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. That’s not funny.
To proclaim that Democrats, Liberals, MSM are a bunch of Dem Watts ( i.e. Dimwits )...
In the headline, no less.
One to complain the link is invalid.
Dead link so it doesn’t count!
4 to post the light bulb wasn’t born that way and can change with 2 stating they grew up with 1 or 2 light bulbs and he/she was obviously born that way.
Also, there’s the Freeper who has to post a Helen Thomas picture, to sour as many meals as possible.
oh crap it come up for me the first, now it wont work
you should have ‘rick-rolled’ us with that link...
3 to make comments about 'hugh' and 'series.'
1 to post "this is just another reason to homeschool."
4 to insist that the OP provide the "long-form" receipt for the light bulb purchase.
1 to refer to how he had to have light bulb removed at the emergency room (OK, this one is just Laz)
6 to post hilarious pictures of cats.
5 to call the bulb a LINO (lightbulb in name only) and hope that Sarah Palin runs in 2012.
How many Freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
TWO, but how do they get in there?
How many people does it take to help Barney Frank put up a light bulb?
Answer: None. He can do it all by himself. However, it takes an entire emergency room to remove it.
And one Freeper to talk about moose, and cheese.
Do you see anyone you know in these archetypes?
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