[Daffynition]

[driftdiver]

very sad

[mikrofon]

"Only after being shaken several times did she eventually regain consciousness"

Shaken, but not stirred....

[ClearCase_guy]

Has anyone seen Ted Kennedy?

[BertWheeler]

Let’s look out for people out there, ok?

The groom, the bride’s father, the bride’s mother, the bride’s children from some other guy, the bartender, the vodka salesmen - these are all people who should have been looking out for the soused bride.

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Sex is only sex, but good Vodka!.....now that is what a honeymoon is all about!

[dog breath]

Apparently she found the vodka more satisfying then her husband. Sounds like a fine start to a marriage.

[JoeProBono]

[flowerplough]

had to scramble through the broken window because she had no idea where the car keys or her husband were.

Couldn't open a locked car door from the inside? And the cops weren't bright enough to reach in thru the broken window and unlock the door? Sounds fishy, maybe even fishy enough to report to the the White House.

'Cause Obama's health care "czar", a Dr. Macon Phillips, has officially requested that "if you get an email or see something on the web ... that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."

[martin_fierro]