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1 posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

Okay, apparently he’s not just a serial masturbator, he’s also a multiple masturbator.


74 posted on 07/19/2009 9:56:50 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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"A story involving two willies? You have my full attention!"
75 posted on 07/19/2009 9:57:47 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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I am surprised that he did not do this at a Do-It-Yourself store...


80 posted on 07/19/2009 10:37:39 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.

I sure HOPE that this is the weirdest sentence I read today.

81 posted on 07/19/2009 10:45:38 AM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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He wasn't originally at the store to masturbate.

He was just hanging out.

82 posted on 07/19/2009 10:46:16 AM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: Charles Henrickson; westernciv

Svenska pingska!


86 posted on 07/19/2009 12:42:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: windcliff

onedoug


88 posted on 07/19/2009 2:09:04 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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Gives new meaning to “owner/operator”.


97 posted on 07/21/2009 6:29:35 AM PDT by Walmartian
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LOL. Stockholm's full of nutters.

I met a Shaman on the train today. He forced 20 krona on me and when I refused to take it, he told me he was just a dealer, to pass it on and something about his third eye.

98 posted on 07/22/2009 7:36:25 AM PDT by riri
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"Now, you can THINK about it... but don't do it!"

101 posted on 07/22/2009 10:19:28 AM PDT by dfwgator
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