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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^ | 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET | David Landes

Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willy’s grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.

The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willy’s store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.

Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.

But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.

While store personnel reportedly considered the incident inappropriate, they opted not to file a formal complaint.

On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again to his favourite spot outside Willy’s to give himself a helping hand.

But this time police were primed and ready to strike as soon as the man began to busy his hands.

Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billclinton; napl; sweden; weird; willy
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To: rfp1234
"The evidence won't stand up in court"

Don't bet on it.

61 posted on 07/19/2009 1:48:29 AM PDT by 101voodoo
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.madblast.com/funny/1493_penis-song.html


62 posted on 07/19/2009 2:07:45 AM PDT by mojitojoe (All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When offered a lawyer, he declined stating: “No thanks, I can get myself off”


63 posted on 07/19/2009 4:21:51 AM PDT by Sean4000 (www.xubuntu.org)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Reg, Eddie Shore sent me this guy back in 47 when I was in Omaha”


64 posted on 07/19/2009 4:27:15 AM PDT by gusty
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To: Slings and Arrows

did they pull him off to the side before cuffing him?


65 posted on 07/19/2009 4:39:15 AM PDT by wiggen
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To: Slings and Arrows

Serial or Cereal?
With a giant sexy looking spewing sperm whale....

66 posted on 07/19/2009 6:39:39 AM PDT by GregoTX (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Me too, laughing uncontrollably. Sexual molestation? He molested himself. Good grief.


67 posted on 07/19/2009 6:53:50 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: fieldmarshaldj

We have an extra bay in the pole barn. You’re welcome to it.


68 posted on 07/19/2009 6:55:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

FUBO wants to charge him a pole tax


69 posted on 07/19/2009 7:07:04 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Who's Jim Thompson ... Directive 10-289 ... Security - that is what the people want)
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To: sonofstrangelove

This man has to get a hold of himself.


70 posted on 07/19/2009 7:18:30 AM PDT by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Doesn’t this guy know Sweden has gun control laws? :-)

In all seriousness, this is another argumument for an armed citizenry. If some pervert is bothering your customers, you should be able to take him into custody, not wait around for the cops.


71 posted on 07/19/2009 9:47:34 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: cynwoody
And here I thought that sort of thing was perfectly legal in Sweden.

No, no, you're thinking of the Massachusetts public schools. And/or San Fran.

72 posted on 07/19/2009 9:49:09 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

"Good to see somebody's listening to me in Sweden. Play on, white, willy-yankin' brother!"
73 posted on 07/19/2009 9:55:47 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Okay, apparently he’s not just a serial masturbator, he’s also a multiple masturbator.


74 posted on 07/19/2009 9:56:50 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

"A story involving two willies? You have my full attention!"
75 posted on 07/19/2009 9:57:47 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; fieldmarshaldj

Well, it appears “Everybody Wants You” wouldn’t apply...


76 posted on 07/19/2009 10:01:53 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Luke21

That may be a bad translation of a Swedish term for a sex crime. I doubt they’re actually going for a charge similar to rape.

Hey, how often do you get to use the phrase “Swedish term for a sex crime”?


77 posted on 07/19/2009 10:04:30 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: shibumi

But is this story “sensual” or “sensuous?”

Nah, forget it, I vote for “creepy but funny anyway.”


78 posted on 07/19/2009 10:06:46 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Mr. Silverback

But “In The Dark” would have been appreciated.


79 posted on 07/19/2009 10:19:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I am surprised that he did not do this at a Do-It-Yourself store...


80 posted on 07/19/2009 10:37:39 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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