Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willys grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.
The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willys store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.
Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.
But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.
While store personnel reportedly considered the incident inappropriate, they opted not to file a formal complaint.
On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again to his favourite spot outside Willys to give himself a helping hand.
But this time police were primed and ready to strike as soon as the man began to busy his hands.
Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.
I sure HOPE that this is the weirdest sentence I read today.
He was just hanging out.
The day is young.
He definitely would have been less likely to get in trouble that way.
LOL!
Svenska pingska!
Sensualously creepy.
onedoug
I am not John Holmes.
It's a big garage, sort of like this:
That’s not the kind of garage I was talking about. *cough* It’s just no fun to hone your cone alone.
I’m not touching that one.
I’ll never buy cereal imported from Sweden. I’ve already got second thoughts about getting “organic” food...
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Posted on 07/17/2009 8:51:19 AM PDT by DManA
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2294794/posts
Awwwww.
Heartbreaking, isn’t it ?
Gives new meaning to “owner/operator”.
I met a Shaman on the train today. He forced 20 krona on me and when I refused to take it, he told me he was just a dealer, to pass it on and something about his third eye.
You were right not to take the money. Did not the great sage Mr Whipple say “Don’t squeeze the shaman.”
You were right not to take the money. Did not the great sage Mr Whipple say “Don’t squeeze the shaman.”
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