Cheers!
Posted on 07/18/2009 8:16:37 AM PDT by Mike Darancette
The amount of gullible people who rapid fire post without looking at the article first, or the website it comes from, astounds me.
Halle Berry’s cheeks. But to tell a family secret her white half actually won the Oscar.
ohh, you baaad.
LOL!
Cheers!
You’re a rich man!
Audrey Hepburn did not star in Gigi that French actress did. I can’t think of her name right now.
:)
Well, I guess there is an un-chromed bumper out there somewhere.
Venus is one such beauty.
The Classic story of Pygmalion chronicles this ongoing search.
Pygmalion Myth - Greek II Pygmalion was a gifted sculptor from Cyprus who had no interest in the local women as he found them immoral and frivolous. Instead Pygmalion concentrated on his art until one day he ran across a large, flawless piece of ivory and decided to carve a beautiful woman from it. When he had finished the statue, Pygmalion found it so lovely and the image of his ideal woman that he clothed the figure and adorned her in jewels. He gave the statue a name: Galatea, sleeping love. He found himself obsessed with his ideal woman so he went to the temple of Aphrodite to ask forgiveness for all the years he had shunned her and beg for a wife who would be as perfect as his statue.
Aphrodite was curious so she visited the studio of the sculptor while he was away and was charmed by his creation. Galatea was the image of herself. Being flattered, Aphrodite brought the statue to life. When returned Pygmalion to his home, he found Galatea alive, and humbled himself at her feet. Pygmalion and Galatea were wed, and Pygmalion never forgot to thank Aphrodite for the gift she had given him. He and Galatea brought gifts to her temple throughout their life and Aphrodite blessed them with happiness and love in return.
and then there's My Fair Lady!
About The Daily Week
The Daily Week is a satirical publication started in June 2009.
It is based in Oakville, Ontario, Canada, and updated every 15 seconds once a month.
Our People
Our greatest assets are our people. And here they are:
Editor: Duncan McKenzie
Writer: Duncan McKenzie
Graphics: Duncan McKenzie
Layout: Duncan McKenzie
(You get the idea)
UPDATE: There are now some new articles by “Senior Correspondent” Gary “Gaz” Pearson, a fine writer whose work is almost as good as my own.
I must admit, some of the stuff there is pretty good.
Beware of ANYTHING created by a committee!
The camel is a horse that was created by a committee.
A woman designed by a Canadian committee would probably be so ugly she’d have to sneak up on a water bucket to get a drink!
You want proof? Just study the Canadian HEALTHCARE System a while!
Michael Jackson would have been enthralled and perhaps given up drugs just to wait for her to made by the liberal scientists he would have hired.
Sorry college guys. The female that most approximates physical perfection in the world today is CZJ. And from what I see almost any female beats what you came up with. Perhaps you need to get out more?
Looks like the eigenvalues are off a bit.
Leslie Caron.
Audrey Hepburn was a true beauty.
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