WHAT? ... You're a bull? Was your wife a heifer, then a cow? ... And that would make your daughters ... aw, never mind, some folks have no sense of humor.
Posted on 07/10/2009 9:43:39 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
Women wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests.
Scientists have found attractive males produce less sperm during sex.
Researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females.
But unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females — so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
This is hilarious! At least our tax money wasn’t used for this research since it was done in London but then again maybe it was.....
The confounding variables, such as income, wealth, status in society are not concepts of beauty, but they DO affect the choice of a mate.
And none have anything to do with attractiveness.
They controlled for that - if the woman’s babies have multiple fathers, birthweight didn’t go down, and if the man’s babies had multiple mothers, same thing.
Been using that line for years.
I think this explains the burqa.
well, that sure explains the population explosion in the inner-city, doesn’t it.
Looks like I’m goin’ barhoppin’ tonight!
Remember, the more she drinks the better you look....
That’s true! But,,,, I got tired of carrying women from the car to the upstairs bedroom! Of course, I do have a roomier car now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I don’t think they ‘adjusted’ for lying ... carry on.
Well this would explain our trouble conceiving.
Who’s lying? Do you want me to post pictures of my daughters to prove my point? If I were a dairy bull, I’d be worth a lot of money.
WHAT? ... You're a bull? Was your wife a heifer, then a cow? ... And that would make your daughters ... aw, never mind, some folks have no sense of humor.
“...so when they do get lucky they give it all they’ve got.”
Giving it all I got since 1965.
for later
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