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To: freespirited
2 posted on
07/08/2009 10:19:27 AM PDT by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: freespirited
Drowning and scalding to death is not the way I would want to go...
3 posted on
07/08/2009 10:20:33 AM PDT by
Born Conservative
(Bohicaville: http://bohicaville.wordpress.com/)
To: freespirited
4 posted on
07/08/2009 10:20:53 AM PDT by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: freespirited
I bet I’m not the only person who remembers the old Smothers Brothers song.
Still, an awful way to go.
5 posted on
07/08/2009 10:21:03 AM PDT by
lambo
To: freespirited
6 posted on
07/08/2009 10:21:17 AM PDT by
stormer
To: freespirited
Shades of Augustus Gloop from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”
7 posted on
07/08/2009 10:21:21 AM PDT by
GOP_Raider
(Have you risen above your own public education today?)
To: freespirited
I think he survived the dip in chocolate but was licked to death by a crowd of pre-PMS women taking a tour of the plant.
8 posted on
07/08/2009 10:22:05 AM PDT by
Ben Mugged
(Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
To: freespirited
9 posted on
07/08/2009 10:22:16 AM PDT by
Chet 99
To: freespirited
My sympathy for this man and his family . . . but does anyone else remember the Smothers Brothers’ song “I Fell Into a Vat of Chocolate”? (true title, folks)
As Tommy noted, when you fall into a vat of chocolate, you yell “FIRE!”
Why?
Because nobody will come if you yell “chocolate!”
16 posted on
07/08/2009 10:25:24 AM PDT by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.)
To: freespirited
Note to self: Don’t drink any C%C Cola for awhile.
18 posted on
07/08/2009 10:26:01 AM PDT by
NaughtiusMaximus
(This tagline temporarily closed until I finish building my deck.)
To: freespirited
21 posted on
07/08/2009 10:27:31 AM PDT by
nina0113
To: freespirited
I suppose it would demonstrate too much intellectual curiosity on the part of the reporter to ascertain and report the cause of death...did the man drown, or was he scalded to death, or what?
22 posted on
07/08/2009 10:27:31 AM PDT by
americanophile
(Sarcasm: satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language.)
To: freespirited
It's not clear exactly where the accident happened Uhhhh.... It seems pretty clear to me.....
24 posted on
07/08/2009 10:28:50 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: freespirited
27 posted on
07/08/2009 10:29:33 AM PDT by
BGHater
(Insanity is voting for Republicans and expecting Conservatism.)
To: freespirited
This is tragically funny! Kinda like the “Great Molasses Flood” in Boston in the early 1900s.
To: Slings and Arrows
30 posted on
07/08/2009 10:30:36 AM PDT by
GOP_Raider
(Have you risen above your own public education today?)
To: freespirited
32 posted on
07/08/2009 10:32:24 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
To: freespirited
Poor guy....wonder what they do with the chocolate. In the steel mills if this would happen they make an ingot or something and dump it along the rivers edge
35 posted on
07/08/2009 10:34:55 AM PDT by
MadelineZapeezda
(Have you girded your loins today??????)
To: freespirited
was it augustus gloop?

38 posted on
07/08/2009 10:38:47 AM PDT by
DM1
To: freespirited
Yuck! I just finished a piece of Rocky Road chocolate, and my stomach is making funny movements.
39 posted on
07/08/2009 10:40:35 AM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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