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1 posted on 07/08/2009 10:18:31 AM PDT by freespirited
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Death by Chocolate.


2 posted on 07/08/2009 10:19:27 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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Drowning and scalding to death is not the way I would want to go...


3 posted on 07/08/2009 10:20:33 AM PDT by Born Conservative (Bohicaville: http://bohicaville.wordpress.com/)
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Augustus??


4 posted on 07/08/2009 10:20:53 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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I bet I’m not the only person who remembers the old Smothers Brothers song.

Still, an awful way to go.


5 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:03 AM PDT by lambo
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6 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:17 AM PDT by stormer
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Shades of Augustus Gloop from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”


7 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:21 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Have you risen above your own public education today?)
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I think he survived the dip in chocolate but was licked to death by a crowd of pre-PMS women taking a tour of the plant.
8 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:05 AM PDT by Ben Mugged (Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
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9 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:16 AM PDT by Chet 99
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My sympathy for this man and his family . . . but does anyone else remember the Smothers Brothers’ song “I Fell Into a Vat of Chocolate”? (true title, folks)

As Tommy noted, when you fall into a vat of chocolate, you yell “FIRE!”

Why?

Because nobody will come if you yell “chocolate!”


16 posted on 07/08/2009 10:25:24 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.)
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Note to self: Don’t drink any C%C Cola for awhile.


18 posted on 07/08/2009 10:26:01 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (This tagline temporarily closed until I finish building my deck.)
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But he went HAPPY!


21 posted on 07/08/2009 10:27:31 AM PDT by nina0113
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I suppose it would demonstrate too much intellectual curiosity on the part of the reporter to ascertain and report the cause of death...did the man drown, or was he scalded to death, or what?


22 posted on 07/08/2009 10:27:31 AM PDT by americanophile (Sarcasm: satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language.)
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It's not clear exactly where the accident happened

Uhhhh.... It seems pretty clear to me.....

24 posted on 07/08/2009 10:28:50 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Sad. But it can always be worse.

Boston Molasses Disaster


27 posted on 07/08/2009 10:29:33 AM PDT by BGHater (Insanity is voting for Republicans and expecting Conservatism.)
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This is tragically funny! Kinda like the “Great Molasses Flood” in Boston in the early 1900s.
28 posted on 07/08/2009 10:30:09 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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30 posted on 07/08/2009 10:30:36 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Have you risen above your own public education today?)
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32 posted on 07/08/2009 10:32:24 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
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Poor guy....wonder what they do with the chocolate. In the steel mills if this would happen they make an ingot or something and dump it along the rivers edge


35 posted on 07/08/2009 10:34:55 AM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (Have you girded your loins today??????)
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was it augustus gloop?
38 posted on 07/08/2009 10:38:47 AM PDT by DM1
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Yuck! I just finished a piece of Rocky Road chocolate, and my stomach is making funny movements.


39 posted on 07/08/2009 10:40:35 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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