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Man Dies After Fall Into Chocolate Tank
MyFOX Philly ^ | 07/08/09

Posted on 07/08/2009 10:18:31 AM PDT by freespirited

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1 posted on 07/08/2009 10:18:31 AM PDT by freespirited
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To: freespirited

Death by Chocolate.


2 posted on 07/08/2009 10:19:27 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: freespirited

Drowning and scalding to death is not the way I would want to go...


3 posted on 07/08/2009 10:20:33 AM PDT by Born Conservative (Bohicaville: http://bohicaville.wordpress.com/)
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To: freespirited

Augustus??


4 posted on 07/08/2009 10:20:53 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: freespirited

I bet I’m not the only person who remembers the old Smothers Brothers song.

Still, an awful way to go.


5 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:03 AM PDT by lambo
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6 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:17 AM PDT by stormer
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To: freespirited

Shades of Augustus Gloop from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”


7 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:21 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Have you risen above your own public education today?)
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To: freespirited
I think he survived the dip in chocolate but was licked to death by a crowd of pre-PMS women taking a tour of the plant.
8 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:05 AM PDT by Ben Mugged (Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
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9 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:16 AM PDT by Chet 99
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that guy’s pretty lucky.


10 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:19 AM PDT by library user
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To: GOP_Raider

Also a Smothers Brothers song from the sixties.

Geez, I’m old.


11 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:53 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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To: Chet 99

The one in the top left looks a bit like John Goodman; the one in the top right a little like Joe Lieberman.


12 posted on 07/08/2009 10:23:26 AM PDT by library user
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To: GOP_Raider

LOL

Augustus was one of my favorites in the original movie.


13 posted on 07/08/2009 10:24:10 AM PDT by VicVega (Join Jihad, get captured by the US and resettled in the best places in the world. I love the USA)
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To: Born Conservative
"Drowning and scalding to death is not the way I would want to go..."

Agreed...I had a friend from high school who was accidentally immersed in a hot asphalt dump. This death must have been similarly horrible.

14 posted on 07/08/2009 10:24:10 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: EggsAckley

You beat me to it.

He should have yelled “Fire!”


15 posted on 07/08/2009 10:24:31 AM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: freespirited

My sympathy for this man and his family . . . but does anyone else remember the Smothers Brothers’ song “I Fell Into a Vat of Chocolate”? (true title, folks)

As Tommy noted, when you fall into a vat of chocolate, you yell “FIRE!”

Why?

Because nobody will come if you yell “chocolate!”


16 posted on 07/08/2009 10:25:24 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.)
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To: lambo

He probably should have yelled “Fire” instead of “Chocolate” .....


17 posted on 07/08/2009 10:25:36 AM PDT by Nabber
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To: freespirited

Note to self: Don’t drink any C%C Cola for awhile.


18 posted on 07/08/2009 10:26:01 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (This tagline temporarily closed until I finish building my deck.)
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Dang, you guys are fast...


19 posted on 07/08/2009 10:26:17 AM PDT by Nabber
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To: Joe 6-pack

Who wants to buy the chocolate product that will be produced by this chocolate vat?

It will be sold in some form.


20 posted on 07/08/2009 10:26:19 AM PDT by geologist (The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
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