Duck? If he'd ducked, he wouldn't have been beheaded!
1 posted on
06/24/2009 10:48:41 PM PDT by
Gondring
To: Gondring
Duck? If he'd ducked, he wouldn't have been beheaded! No the duck came AFTER they served her the soup, but before she hurled!
She's gonna spew, DUCK!
2 posted on
06/24/2009 10:51:21 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Gondring
Sounds like it might actually work.
3 posted on
06/24/2009 10:51:35 PM PDT by
Krankor
("Quit talking about the eight men, or there's gonna be nine.")
To: Gondring
4 posted on
06/24/2009 10:54:15 PM PDT by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Prepare. It's Coming.)
To: Gondring
I wonder if it cured the girl? It may be a medical miracle cure!
6 posted on
06/24/2009 10:56:15 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: Gondring
Duck and Noodle Soup...
Thank me.
7 posted on
06/24/2009 10:58:43 PM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(Barak Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
To: Gondring
What body part do you cook to cure someone of homosexuality?
8 posted on
06/24/2009 11:03:01 PM PDT by
FFranco
(To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness.)
To: Gondring
Maybe the mental problems run in the family.
To: Gondring
That usually does it for me.
Works better than Tylenol or common aspirin.
11 posted on
06/24/2009 11:16:14 PM PDT by
garyhope
To: Gondring
The 76 year-old was cured of his alcoholism. If the girl got better, it’s a twofer.
12 posted on
06/24/2009 11:18:16 PM PDT by
dasboot
To: Gondring
These Chinese are odd, and cruel people. Just another reason why we caint all git along.
13 posted on
06/24/2009 11:22:30 PM PDT by
ketelone
To: Gondring
Well, now we know where the girl got her mental illness.
15 posted on
06/24/2009 11:38:22 PM PDT by
ccmay
(Too much Law; not enough Order.)
To: Gondring; All
As I noted on the “other” thread yesterday, I’m really surprised that this woman hasn’t been offered the position of Health Care Czar in The Usurper’s administration.
16 posted on
06/25/2009 12:01:13 AM PDT by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Gondring; All
Silly Me!
She’s obviously overqualified.
17 posted on
06/25/2009 12:03:12 AM PDT by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Gondring; ErnBatavia; blackie
,,, evidence that there’s no end to possibilities with outsourcing. Even a cottage industry beheading operation can do well without bailouts.
To: Gondring
Ohhhh, the old ‘Head & Duck’ soup remedy! Grandmas’ favorite!
To: Gondring
Well, just when I thought I heard it all......
To: Gondring
Now she has a drinking problem too.
24 posted on
06/25/2009 1:55:48 AM PDT by
Bon mots
To: Gondring
So much for my penchant for Sichuan cuisine!
To: Gondring
“Chinese woman boiled man’s head to cure daughter’s psychiatric problems”
—
The side-effect of that procedure was that the man’s psychiatric problems were cured, too... :-)
27 posted on
06/25/2009 5:55:23 AM PDT by
Star Traveler
(I personally oppose shooting abortionists, but I do not believe in imposing my morality on others.)
To: Gondring
The apple (daughter) didn’t fall far from the tree (mother) here.
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