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Duck? If he'd ducked, he wouldn't have been beheaded!
1 posted on 06/24/2009 10:48:41 PM PDT by Gondring
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To: Gondring
Duck? If he'd ducked, he wouldn't have been beheaded!

No the duck came AFTER they served her the soup, but before she hurled!

She's gonna spew, DUCK!

2 posted on 06/24/2009 10:51:21 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Gondring

Sounds like it might actually work.


3 posted on 06/24/2009 10:51:35 PM PDT by Krankor ("Quit talking about the eight men, or there's gonna be nine.")
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To: Gondring

Covered, on FR.....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=boiled


4 posted on 06/24/2009 10:54:15 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Prepare. It's Coming.)
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To: Gondring

I wonder if it cured the girl? It may be a medical miracle cure!


6 posted on 06/24/2009 10:56:15 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: Gondring
Duck and Noodle Soup...

Thank me.

7 posted on 06/24/2009 10:58:43 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Barak Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
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To: Gondring

What body part do you cook to cure someone of homosexuality?


8 posted on 06/24/2009 11:03:01 PM PDT by FFranco (To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness.)
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To: Gondring

Maybe the mental problems run in the family.


10 posted on 06/24/2009 11:13:26 PM PDT by john in springfield
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To: Gondring

That usually does it for me.

Works better than Tylenol or common aspirin.


11 posted on 06/24/2009 11:16:14 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: Gondring

The 76 year-old was cured of his alcoholism. If the girl got better, it’s a twofer.


12 posted on 06/24/2009 11:18:16 PM PDT by dasboot
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To: Gondring

These Chinese are odd, and cruel people. Just another reason why we caint all git along.


13 posted on 06/24/2009 11:22:30 PM PDT by ketelone
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To: Gondring

Well, now we know where the girl got her mental illness.


15 posted on 06/24/2009 11:38:22 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: Gondring; All

As I noted on the “other” thread yesterday, I’m really surprised that this woman hasn’t been offered the position of Health Care Czar in The Usurper’s administration.


16 posted on 06/25/2009 12:01:13 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Gondring; All

Silly Me!

She’s obviously overqualified.


17 posted on 06/25/2009 12:03:12 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Gondring; ErnBatavia; blackie

,,, evidence that there’s no end to possibilities with outsourcing. Even a cottage industry beheading operation can do well without bailouts.


19 posted on 06/25/2009 12:31:00 AM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: Gondring

Ohhhh, the old ‘Head & Duck’ soup remedy! Grandmas’ favorite!


20 posted on 06/25/2009 1:17:59 AM PDT by joethedrummer
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To: Gondring

Well, just when I thought I heard it all......


23 posted on 06/25/2009 1:53:41 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican
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To: Gondring

Now she has a drinking problem too.


24 posted on 06/25/2009 1:55:48 AM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Gondring

So much for my penchant for Sichuan cuisine!


25 posted on 06/25/2009 2:06:44 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Gondring

“Chinese woman boiled man’s head to cure daughter’s psychiatric problems”

The side-effect of that procedure was that the man’s psychiatric problems were cured, too... :-)


27 posted on 06/25/2009 5:55:23 AM PDT by Star Traveler (I personally oppose shooting abortionists, but I do not believe in imposing my morality on others.)
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To: Gondring

The apple (daughter) didn’t fall far from the tree (mother) here.


28 posted on 06/25/2009 6:16:11 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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