3 Pictures say 1,000 words (humor)

[NMEwithin]

A picture really is worth a 1,000 words!

[dougiefresh]

I think he actually put the “EXIT” sign above the window and is in the process of taking down the curtain.

[Billg64]

He seems to confuse doors and windows, doesn’t he?

[Rapunzel]

Or when a man’s hands are softer than yours!!!(yours=ladies)
I always get that “I need to wash my hands..yucky feeling” whenever I shake hands with a man that has softer hands than me! (gag)

[Califreak]

I can’t trust a man that I can outwrench.

[NavyCanDo]

Now ya gone and done it. Posted the funniest one today - and now I predict that at this very moment these photos are being e-mailed from office cubicles everywhere in phenomenal numbers.

[drpix]

Those very 3 photos were posted 3/02/09 on this site:

www.kypolitics.org/kypolitics/2009/03/real-men-dont-hang-curtains.html

[NMEwithin]

Thanks...someone actually sent them to me in an email so I was not sure of the source.

[SnakeDoctor]

Hell, I’d settle for a real woman.

Palin 2012.

SnakeDoc

[Califreak]

ping to 15

[redangus]

Well she is pretty manly herself, so maybe we are looking at from the wrong perspective. Isn’t she the one putting the garden?

[Le Chien Rouge]

I agree....

[brwnsuga]

Or when a man’s hands are softer than yours!!!

Absolutely. Soft, mushy manhands without calluses make me very suspect. I like a MAN (like my husband) with calluses; who drinks beer, scratches himself, watches ESPN, thinks flatulence is funny...but who likes to send the kids to bed and cuddle with me a night.

[fredhead]

That was the experience I had when Slick Willie (during his presidency) visited the USS Eisenhower, where I was stationed. His hand was softer than a baby’s derriere.

[Verginius Rufus]

Do you want them straight?

How do you tell if curtains are straight or gay? By the color or decoration?

[a fool in paradise]

Girlie man.

[a fool in paradise]

Remember when the Democrats and their cohorts in the Pravda Media talked about the “wimp factor” when discussing the campaign of GHW Bush?

[Marie]

I agree with the soft hands thing, but I find the limp, weak handshake more disturbing. In women as well as men.

[Vendome]

Priceless

[Vendome]

Even more priceless

[Domandred]

Maybe I should just let my hubbie hang curtains its probably less stressful.

You'd think, but hanging blinds/curtains are the one house project that always leads to arguments with my wife and me.

Give me electricity and plumbing any day over window dressing.