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All Dogs Go To Heaven [Church Sign Debate] FUNNY!!!
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| 04/14/09
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Posted on 04/14/2009 3:01:47 AM PDT by coffee260
This is literally a church signs debate, being played out in a southern town, between the Catholic church and a Presbyterian church that face each other across the street. From top to bottom, you will see the response and counter-response over time. The Catholics are displaying a much better sense of humor. You get the impression that the Presbyterians are actually taking this seriously!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor
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To: Netizen
" As opposed the SNOTTY/NONRELIGIOUS people? LOL "
Yes, there are those kinds, but, non religious people can be self righteious in their pride.....
As the Bible says " do not be wise in your own eyes " .... Hmmmm ? could that mean ??? moral relevance ?
To: coffee260
I wish 'the debate' were true. That was some kinda funny.
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posted on
04/29/2009 7:24:56 AM PDT
by
rvoitier
(One of the 25 million)
To: Prophet in the wilderness
As the Bible says " do not be wise in your own eyes " .... Hmmmm ? could that mean ??? moral relevance ? It could mean a lot of things including looking down on religious people.
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posted on
04/29/2009 7:54:56 AM PDT
by
Netizen
To: CholeraJoe
Im uncertain whether my dogs have souls or not, but they have a wicked sense of humor.
Got a story to share? :)
My old dog will often climb into the kitchen chair near my laptop.
To get me out of my chair, he'll bark at the door as if he has to go out. The second my hand touches the door knob, he'll make a beeline for my chair and climb in!
It's not easy for the old guy but I know he thinks it's too funny!
It
is weird to see a large dog just sitting in a chair like that!
Also, he knows he's not allowed on the living room furniture and like a good dog, he never does it. Yet, surpringly, when we get home, we'll find lots of white dog hair on the black leather couch!
And he thinks he's being SO clever!
To: MaryFromMichigan
We had a large long haired black dog. Not sure what breed, so probably a mutt. Great dog that seldom barked. In fact we didn’t think she could bark for the longest time. Anyway, she wasn’t allowed on the furniture either and when we went away would put up a wooden plank to keep her out of the living room. Yeah right. Like a plank of wood is going to stop a large dog. They jump fight? Yeah, I thought so. Well, we went away for a Christmas party and when we got home, she was laying nicely in the kitchen, looking oh so innocent, yet somehow all the Christmas packages under the tree had their wrapping paper ripped off! lol
Another time, my mom would do my grandmother’s hair and my grandmother had a small poodle. The poodle would jup up onto the couch. Because the poodle was allowed on grandmother’s couch my mom never really pressed the issue, but, our dog noticed and would look at the poodle on the couch and then at us and back to the poodle again. One day when we let the poodle out on a leash to do her business, our dog went out too, and as we were looking out the sliding doors, our dog picked up the leash about 4 ft from the poodle and I kid you not, she was swinging that poodle around on circles. My mom quick turned grandma’s chair so she couldn’t see it. It was hilarious! I had to shout out to our dog to get her to stop it. We were afraid she’d hurt the poodle.
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:31:11 AM PDT
by
Netizen
To: coffee260
I don't know if dogs go to heaven but I have had mine cremated and I am going to try to smuggle them in. I'll report back if I am successful. Listen for me! ;9)
I do know that dogs enjoy movies. We watched Beverly Hills Chihuahua (SP?)the other night and one of our Jack Russels never took his eyes off the screen.
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:39:35 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Netizen
LOL!
Would love to have seen that!
Hope other folks post their doggie stories!
So much bad news these days.
Nice to see the lighter side of life!
To: Ditter
I don't know if dogs go to heaven but I have had mine cremated and I am going to try to smuggle them in. I'll report back if I am successful. Listen for me! ;9)
When you get there, freepmail me, ok?
(We'll still be freeping, right?)
To: MaryFromMichigan
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posted on
04/29/2009 10:05:41 AM PDT
by
Lorica
To: Prophet in the wilderness; All
WOW!!!
That reply was every bit as funny as the post!
Make sure while you’re “Prophet-ing out there in the wilderness” that you take the time to convert a black bear or a cougar or two. After all, they can’t hear it if you don’t preach it!
God bless. GG
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posted on
04/29/2009 11:20:56 AM PDT
by
Gordon Greene
(www.fracturedrepublic.com - Jesus said, "I am THE way, THE truth and THE life." Any questions?)
To: Gordon Greene
Yes..... didn't Jesus say “ Go out into the world and preach the Gospel to all creatures “ ?
To: Prophet in the wilderness; All
“Yes..... didn’t Jesus say Go out into the world and preach the Gospel to all creatures ?”
I’m kind of like the make-believe Presbyterians in the post... it’s not up for debate with me.
That interpretation of that verse could not be more ridiculously funny. However, I don’t have an issue with someone believing that way and anyone who says it calls your salvation into question is just being plain goofy themselves. No way it’s a mortal sin to think dogs go to heaven or to the dust.
I guess you could say, I don’t have a dog in the fight. I am sure my cat will probably be banished to the deepest darkest depths of Hell, though.
GG
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posted on
04/29/2009 12:00:51 PM PDT
by
Gordon Greene
(www.fracturedrepublic.com - Jesus said, "I am THE way, THE truth and THE life." Any questions?)
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