Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... April, 2009

4-1-2009 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

[JustAmy]

Welcome To....


'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.

Enjoy! :)











Never Forget!





Bad Penny



Amy's personal guardian ~
the ever charming, lovable, huggable,
LouieWolf




Many thanks for stopping by. : )

[JustAmy]

Good afternoon, Billie.
Thank you for this darling Graphic and poem.
That doggie steals your heart. :)

Have a Warm Fuzzy Wednesday.

Hugs

[jaycee]

Meet Me At... By Ann Marquette

No not the Empire State Building That was ok For Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan But not for me
The place to meet my love Find me on the swing Under the big tree Next to the flowing Reedy River Just below the Main Street Bridge
In the evening near sunset Come sit with me Take my hand in yours Seal our love with a kiss

See you there…

[jaycee]

I really messed that one up good....sorry! And it was supposed to be so pretty!

[yorkie]

Amy and Billie thank you for the cute opening today,
and the poem, "Dogs are Funny"!

Thought you might like to see a Flying Yorkie:

"I'm gonna ketch ME a cow!!!

[yorkie]

Awwww, JC. That is SO sweet! Thank you.

[JustAmy]

LOL

Thanks, Yorkie. Those are great!

Hope your Wednesday is Warm and Fuzzy!

[JustAmy]

:^ )

That is adorable, Yorkie. Thank you.

[JustAmy]

Why mothers drink!

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to Mom. With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice .. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.. But it's not only the passion...... Mom, she's pregnant.. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren..

Love, Your Son John

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.


Happy Humor Month

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[JustAmy]

Welcome to Amy’s Place. Thanks for the bttt!

Hope you are having a wonderful Wednesday.

[ConservativeMan55]

So weird!

I did not bump this thread.

No offense I’m sure it’s a nice thread
but I did not type that.......

[ConservativeMan55]

Oh wait yes I did.. LOL

[Lady Jag]

I am so funny that I love other people's funny stuff. Odd, isn't it.

[yorkie]

Please don’t feel bad, ConservativeMan - many of us here are at that stage in our lives, too.......;-)

Like my Granny used to say, “You’d lose yer haid, if it t’wern’t attached. LOL!

[ConservativeMan55]

I know... I had a birthday last week.

I’m getting up there...

Next year I’ll be the big 2-8

[Lady Jag]

ROFLMAO!! That is the best Obama joke I’ve heard!

[lonestar]

Here's my joke----

Weinie

Who said this---

"Wait a minute now, I didn't authorize ATTACKS on the Pirates, I authorized A TAX on the pirates"

[Lady Jag]

 

 

Dr. Tom's cure for constipation...

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession whenever symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore."

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.

 

 

[JustAmy]

LOL

Well .... welcome, whether you planned to be here or not. And I still wish you a wonderful Wednesday. :)