[Lady Jag]

 

 

Dr. Tom's cure for constipation...

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession whenever symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore."

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.

 

 

[JustAmy]

LOL

Too true!!!

[yorkie]

LJ, this morning, when I woke up, and trudged my way to the kitchen - spilled my coffee everywhere, including the open silverware drawer, burnt my toast, opened the 'fridge, and a large jar of strawberry preserves came crashing to the floor, spreading jam and broken glass for a mile - I just knew it was not going to be a 'good' day.

But, everything changed, when I read your post, and milk came out my nose!