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Posted on 04/01/2009 7:51:26 AM PDT by JustAmy
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I'll join you all later, for drinks and a show!
I was hungry as a bear, too, and luckily had leftover pizza for breakfast.
Ummmmm........I’ll walk. ;-)
You can’t walk that fast. We’ll be done before you get there!
And yorkie, tell me when you get that country fried steak and eggs ready and I'll come running!
And Lori, I didn't know what you wanted so you will have to put your order in. Didn't you tell me one time you didn't like grits? So, I couldn't send grits...(what I had)..LOL!
So, here is L.J.'s cherry pie.
Dang, JC! Wish you'da told me sooner!
Thats me, always bringing up the rear! You can keep the little dog....LOL!
Bad Penny looks mighty cool with that Red Hat on!
Didn’t I see you in a White hat on in some of those pictures! I am sure it was you! I loved that white hat!
ROTF!!
Awwwww, what a cute little yorkie, with tulips and Iris’. Thank you, JC.
Brown-nosein’ it for chicken friend steak, ain’t cha?)
A long time ago I sent you that. It was when I was learning to resize, I think. And Meg helped me. We lost the sparkle but saved the little cute dog! He was worth it!
Gosh, that cherry pie looks so yummy!!!
I am in a huge hurry, gotta get over to see my MIL pronto. I will be back later this afternoon. Sorry to have to run!!
Hey, I sent the dog and then you said the steak was all gone and thats why I said, “you can keep the dog”.....LOL! Our graphics must have crossed in the mail~!
One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, ‘Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!’ Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, ‘Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?’
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’ says the leopard, ‘That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!’
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, ‘What am I going to do now?’, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
‘Where’s that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story...
Don’t mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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