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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
I don’t feel like waffles right now, just ate some leftover Chinese food. (The kids left all the vegetables ;-). Off to nap!
781
posted on
04/06/2009 10:27:41 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
Why are you sleeping on the floor?
782
posted on
04/06/2009 11:40:06 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Pippin; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
Hi everyone.
The snow has turned to rain, and I saw a Cardinal on the feeder this morning.
783
posted on
04/06/2009 11:42:47 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
784
posted on
04/06/2009 11:43:47 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: fanfan
I’m sleeping on the floor because my bed is too soft, and after I hurt my back (again) in December, I couldn’t get it to quit hurting. It’s not perfect now, but it’s better, even after only three nights.
:o]
785
posted on
04/06/2009 11:45:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Travis T. OJustice
*Snort*
He looked recovered to me!
786
posted on
04/06/2009 11:47:27 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
LOL!
Thankfully, he wasn’t nekkid as a jay bird.
787
posted on
04/06/2009 11:50:06 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: Monkey Face
Ah, I thought you were being sarcastic.
I'm glad sleeping on the floor makes your back feel better.
Is it warming up down there yet?
My daffodils looked pathetic covered in snow this morning.
788
posted on
04/06/2009 11:50:49 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
We have wind and “cold” but clear skies. There is enough wind to blow the dust out of the valley, but not enough to stir up more. It may get to 75 today, but I am SO ready for 95 and 100!
789
posted on
04/06/2009 11:53:19 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; Travis T. OJustice
I washed the dog yesterday, and it was 50f, and sunny, so we let him sit on the deck.
We didn't realize how windy it was, and he got the shivers.
We wrapped him in two blankets and my son and I leaned against him, and rubbed him till he stopped shaking.
Poor little guy.
790
posted on
04/06/2009 12:00:42 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
It seems dogs always shiver after a bath, unless they are in 100 degree + weather. I’ve always kept them wrapped until they were mostly dry.
791
posted on
04/06/2009 12:04:16 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
That’s why we took Ash to the groomer.
My back is hurting after a nap with Wednesday. As I was turning over, she clambered into the middle and parked! She wasn’t entirely happy, though, since all directions are downhill from the baby.
Better go to Wal-mart, it looks like more rain.
792
posted on
04/06/2009 12:12:29 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan
When I’ve had big dogs, they go to the groomer. Smaller ones are done at home.
793
posted on
04/06/2009 12:15:35 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Better go to Wal-mart, it looks like more rain.Wait.
I went to Wal-mart today, and it rained anyway.
794
posted on
04/06/2009 12:41:11 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I’m not going to Wal-Mart, rain or not!
795
posted on
04/06/2009 12:43:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Good for you!
We bought some new glasses, but their mug selection is non existent.
796
posted on
04/06/2009 12:48:12 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I seem to collect mugs without even knowing it.
What a deal.
797
posted on
04/06/2009 1:13:24 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
798
posted on
04/06/2009 1:25:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
799
posted on
04/06/2009 1:25:57 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
800
posted on
04/06/2009 1:26:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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