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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
thesmokinggun.com ^ | March 27, 2009

Posted on 03/27/2009 4:31:14 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers.

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.


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To: Free ThinkerNY

One look at the guy tells anyone he is a jerk, a creep and a deviant.


61 posted on 03/27/2009 5:13:53 PM PDT by fso301
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To: GSWarrior
"Can the shamwow can be used as a contraceptive sponge?"

You are one sick puppy... how did you even THINK about that?

62 posted on 03/27/2009 5:14:06 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
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To: Mr. K

A weak moment, I guess. I don’t even know what one looks like.


63 posted on 03/27/2009 5:15:14 PM PDT by GSWarrior (We have to do something right now before people realize we don't.)
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To: Mr. K

I thought it was kinda funny..but then Im wierd.


64 posted on 03/27/2009 5:16:05 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous (I think you're so full of inconsolable rage, you don't care who you hurt.)
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To: WackySam
What kind of asswipe would kiss a prostitute?

The kind who have FR threads like this about him.

65 posted on 03/27/2009 5:16:23 PM PDT by fso301
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To: WackySam
What kind of asswipe would kiss a prostitute?

LOL! He probably even looked her in the eye.

66 posted on 03/27/2009 5:20:05 PM PDT by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: Krankor

LOL! A bad hair day, bad face day, and bad clothing day. It’s the trifecta.


67 posted on 03/27/2009 5:20:27 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Instant Mashed Potatoes.

They look good at a distance...but when you get right down to it there isn’t really a hell of a lot of substance or flavor.


68 posted on 03/27/2009 5:21:26 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (Democrats: the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy and Sedition)
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To: Drew68

I know her...she has a tattoo on the top of her head which reads: Let go of my ears, I know what I’m doing.


69 posted on 03/27/2009 5:23:55 PM PDT by gate2wire
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To: Drew68

Scrub her down with lye soap, a liitle make up, hair style and I bet Bill Clinton would want to “feel your pain!”

At my age all I can do is wish! How come I didn’t see anything like you in south East Asia forty years ago!:-(


70 posted on 03/27/2009 5:28:42 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.)
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To: Drew68

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.


71 posted on 03/27/2009 5:37:25 PM PDT by ReagansShinyHair
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To: Free ThinkerNY
she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

I wish someone would introduce her to Billy Mays.

72 posted on 03/27/2009 5:40:45 PM PDT by holymoly (Yawn.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The guy’s 44 years old and still wearing his hair in a faux-hawk. Plus, he does infomercials. If that doesn’t scream Douche-o-rama, I don’t rightly know what does. His punishment should be to watch an endless loop of Billy Mays’ infomercials for at least 6 months.


73 posted on 03/27/2009 5:43:57 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Two Kids' Dad ---- (T) - CA ** Join the "T" party ** ))))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

And to think that I thought he was gay...he must be selling lots of Shamwows to afford the room and the high-priced hooker.


74 posted on 03/27/2009 5:45:41 PM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin is a smart missile aimed at the heart of the left!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
It’s a wonder what they can do with make-up

I'll never be able to watch that commercial again without thinking "Doesn't he look natural?"
75 posted on 03/27/2009 5:46:57 PM PDT by BikerJoe
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To: Drew68
Those photos were supposedly taken 3 years apart. I'm guessing the one on the right is the later pic — certain types of people seem to get degraded looks very quickly.

Just one question though — is she wearing the same blouse three years later or does she just like that color? (Note that the 2005 photo she has it on inside out and backwards.)

76 posted on 03/27/2009 5:49:36 PM PDT by BenLurkin (And oh, Hey! I've been travelin' on this road too long)
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To: Free ThinkerNY


77 posted on 03/27/2009 5:49:55 PM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin is a smart missile aimed at the heart of the left!)
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To: Drew68

“She looks like a fun girl.”

But she’s a prostitute. Countless guys have already hit it and she’s probably completely wrecked where you’d be wanting to spend most of your time and efforts.

I wouldn’t hit it if she was offering it up for free. No amount of soap could clean that up sufficiently.


78 posted on 03/27/2009 5:51:17 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Two Kids' Dad ---- (T) - CA ** Join the "T" party ** ))))
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To: Two Kids' Dad
Some would try to clean her up


79 posted on 03/27/2009 5:53:59 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Obama: Succeeding Where Bin Laden Failed)
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To: null and void
Oh come on....

So guilty!

Psycho guilty.

80 posted on 03/27/2009 5:55:12 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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