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'Probably The Dumbest Criminal In Pennsylvania'
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| Friday, March 27, 2009
Posted on 03/27/2009 2:38:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Harrisburg, Pa. A retired police chief said he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania," at a police officers' convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering. Comparetto gave up his money and cell phone. But when the man fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him. They arrested a 19-year-old man as he was trying to leave in a taxi.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: criminal; dumb; leo; pennsylvania
To: JoeProBono
"I'm smooth."A new movie in the making perhaps?
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest(D)?
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posted on
03/27/2009 2:43:20 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, Question everyone else)
To: EGPWS
Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Whoa man WTF?!?
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posted on
03/27/2009 2:44:43 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
To: EGPWS
Reminds me of a time when I was in a Detroit bar on the East-side famous for being a cop hangout.
This moron points a gun at Timmy the bartender and demands all the cash.
Timmy laughed.
This guy starts screaming how he wants the cash.
All you could hear after that was service revolvers being drawn.
Timmy got his camera and there was capture photos like when you bag a buck.
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posted on
03/27/2009 2:48:07 PM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: JoeProBono
I thought this was another John Murtha Story.
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posted on
03/27/2009 2:49:27 PM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Freedom- 07-04-1776-11-06-2008. RIP)
To: JoeProBono
I was expecting this to be about Ed Rendell, but, yeah, this guy is probably stupider.
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posted on
03/27/2009 2:51:05 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr)
To: Mikey_1962
ROTFL!! Great story! I’m sure the guys are STILL laughing about that one.
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posted on
03/27/2009 2:52:55 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: JoeProBono
I was thinking of these two:
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posted on
03/27/2009 2:59:51 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: JoeProBono
'Probably The Dumbest Criminal In Pennsylvania' Excluding Murtha of course...
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posted on
03/27/2009 3:04:12 PM PDT
by
Always Right
(Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
To: Always Right
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posted on
03/27/2009 3:10:58 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Four priors— you think the guy would have learned something. What’s he going to do for an encore? Rob a doughnut shop?
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posted on
03/27/2009 3:18:36 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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