Bizarre Faces Carved Into Rock at Ute Valley Park

KOAA ^ | Fri Mar 20, 2009 | Nicole Vandeputte

[nickcarraway]

There's a bizarre sight in Ute Valley Park in Colorado Springs. One mans wants it explained.

On two boulders, tucked in the park, are two faces. One isn't as easy to see, but the second is very clearly a face.

Chuck Zukowski investigates the unknown. It's a hobby. He calls himself a UFO investigator, and attempts to explain away bizarre sights. He says the rocks could just be carvings from someone. The fun is looking beyond that. He says, "As a UFO investigator we always look at the 1% or 2% chance of what it could be."

He didn't want us to say where these rocks are, so they aren't damaged. He's brought out an archeological student and parks worker, but so far no explanations.

He's also taken samples from two cows that were mutilated near Trinidad over the past two weeks. He took them to CSU in Fort Collins to be tested.

[Joiseydude]

[Jet Jaguar]

OPI

Ping

[rintense]

Pretty darn close to Helen Thomas, IMO.

[tet68]

two cows that were mutilated

Turns out one cows hooves were torn up from holding the chisel, and the other was missing teeth from swinging the
hammer...

[tet68]

Oh, underneath you could see where they started to
carve, “Eat mor Chikn!”.

[nuconvert]

“He says the rocks could just be carvings from someone”

Ya think?

[cripplecreek]

I’m thinking a local modern artist.

[Quix]

Thanks.

Interesting. Looks fairly modern, to me.

[JoeProBono]

[SonnyBubba]

Looks like a combination of Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m gonna blame this on a bunch of ‘utes!

[word_warrior_bob]

My cousin is a sculptor, looks like one of his creations.

[word_warrior_bob]

[word_warrior_bob]

http://davidmetaxas.com/portfolio.html

Clickable if you want to see more sculptures.

[STD]

ol’ Mr. Scratch is right on time.

[mysterio]

Wow, that’s pretty cool work.

[word_warrior_bob]

He does some wild stuff, he travels all over. When he comes to America he’ll stay with my mother. I’ve watched him take clay and make sculptures just by hand. He’s a free spirit, a real artist, but still realizes his cousin Bobby the conservative is the coolest dude in America. He can work “straight” too, he did a bust for some politico in the Isle of Man, where he grew up.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Is it a ritual site? Or Face on Mars mystery?

[bert]

I’m thinking out of work hippie sculptor on acid.